fretster

see wordasshat

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

freaksterical

freak·ster·i·cal
- adjective, formed by combining the noun freak and adjective hysterical.

A person or animal or situation that is so markedly unusual or deformed to by hysterically funny.

That was freaksterical.

by Minimusmaximus December 7, 2006

registering a pinkie

Noticing one has an erection

Bob was disturbed when registering a pinkie while watching The Golden Girls

by smcduk November 1, 2017

close the register

a pleading to someone to cease using sarcasm or dry humor. Principly used when the third party fails to understand the joking nature. Originated in episode 3F07 ("Marge Be Not Proud") of The Simpsons, when Jeff Albertson (AKA Comic Book Guy) says to Bart "Seeing as we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point..."

first guy: "...and the other gynocologist says "Fund us? We're lucky she doesn't sue us!"
second guy: "Uhhh, ok."
first guy: "Gynocolgist? Fund us? Fundus?"
second guy: "I don't get it."
third guy: "Oh, Jesus, Pete! Just close the register!"

by Awful Show Keyz September 28, 2006

Register

An excuse used by Counter-strike players when they shoot anyother player and completely miss.

Malix ! kA0s : WOW REGISTER I SHOT HIM IN THE FACE 30 TIMES !@$@!#*&#(%^
Malix ! Fear: Dude... you missed all thirty shots.

by Elido Ruiz June 12, 2004

close the register

a pleading to someone to cease using sarcasm or dry humor. Principly used when the third party fails to understand the joking nature. Originated in episode 3F07 ("Marge Be Not Proud") of The Simpsons, when Jeff Albertson (AKA Comic Book Guy) says to Bart "Seeing as we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point..."

first guy: "...and the other gynocologist says "Fund us? We're lucky she doesn't sue us!"
second guy: "Uhhh, ok."
first guy: "Gynocolgist? Fund us? Fundus?"
second guy: "I don't get it."
third guy: "Oh, Jesus, Pete! Just close the register!"

by Awful Show Keyz September 21, 2008

Freighter

A Girl that is wasted, fat, ugly, emo and bitchy at the same time. We call this waste of space/human a Freighter.

dude... that bitch over there is so emo and fat and ugly! fuck it dude she's a fucking FREIGHTER!

by slimdibble69 May 19, 2006