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footy or it didnt happen

used to counter someone's far fetched claim of a trick they or someone they know landed but didnt film it; usually its something hard to believe. most commonly used by people on message boards like the fags on slap forum.
gay fag: "i just nollie inward heelflipped the tampa big four block"
smart fag: "footy or it didnt happen"
by TeeBonetheCrackhead July 11, 2009
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Bear Wearing Footy Pajamas

When someone pretends to be sweet and child like but underneath they are still wild and unpredictable like a Bear. Typically evil in nature pretending to be good.
Adam: I like Eric, he's such a nice guy.
Clint: No Way, that dude is just a Bear wearing Footy Pajamas, you can't trust his outer apperance.
by KodiakDragon June 18, 2011
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azu-futti-meh-uh-footy-foot

A single word that defines America, as described by it's greatest leader of all time, Joseph Biden.
"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: azu-futti-meh-uh-footy-foot."
by An Honest Black Guy May 4, 2022
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Footy Colours Day

A day celebrated any day in September representing the positivity of cancer's many health benefits. An Australian tradition represented by the wearing of footy jerseys and consumption of footy food, namely, meat pies (only meatpies). The blackness of the minced meat inside of a meatpie represents the cancer victim's depressing life and multiplication of chemotherapy cum flavoured vape corrupting their lung's arteries. The silky texture of the very sexy footy jerseys represents the slipperiness of Luca's bald head.
Bill: Are you excited for Footy Colours Day? I know I'm cumming at the mere thought of such a hot event.

Xyz: FOOOOOOOTTTTYYYYYYYY
Bill: I hate the niggers
by PXRA September 17, 2021
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Footy

A game that other wise gose by the name of Rugby, it takes both balls and brain, the battle between two forces for the title of a win. This is a game that will shock all viewers who haven't seen it before.

I advise viewers to prepare for a large testosterone boost
At the end of the day, you can get away with anything in footy, even murder.
Footy beers, a common phrase that is said
by wadlad June 6, 2024
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Footy Head

A footy head is a person who love the game of rugby. Furthermore, it is a person who knows all the facts about the game of rugby. Also a footy head is someone who always has a rugby ball in their hands.
by footy head123 August 19, 2023
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Dead Footy

The definition of a Dead Footy is some thing that lacks appeal, this may be used in frustration or directed at an individual on a night out.
Yo Caitlin is looking dead footy lads I won’t lie.
by Liam Trenow June 9, 2022
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