Ball fondling

when you reach out to shake someones hand but your shorter than them so it seems like your trying to fondle their balls

marks walked up to john and put his hand out to ball fondling level

by jack ya dek March 27, 2018

fondle magnet

Fondle magnet is a person who constantly "fondles" a specific victim or person on an uncomfortable and un-tainted level.

That fondle magnets everywhere today

by reecerideslife November 15, 2010

Fondle the Schlongle

The act in which a schlongle (penis) is fondled delicately in a way that induces sexual pleasure

Her - What do you truly desire?
Him - I'd like you to... Fondle the schlongle
Her - oh yes daddy

by Schlongle January 19, 2018

follicular fondling

The act of getting your played with whether by a professional, loved one or friend.

Another, more intimate, word for hair action

I'm going to the hairdresser's for some follicular fondling.

by TheHairGoddess October 04, 2010

fondle rocks

The action of playing with a dude's balls while sucking him off.

Dakota likes to fondle rocks when he blows the homeless people that live under the bridge.

by ErlongDingDong October 23, 2017

baby fondle

Baby Fondle is when you pull a car door handle while the driver is unlocking the door, keeping your door locked.

Shit, man, I totally baby fondled the door handle. Would you unlock it again?

by lazymittens March 08, 2014

iPad Fondling

When someone repeatedly opens and closes their ipads smart cover, so you hear a constant close and locking sound.

Person 1: Did you hear Jane iPad fondling at the party last night?

Person 2: Yeah it was so annoying!

by IPad Fondler September 11, 2011