Flute

To blow on one's shaft while simultaneously running your fingers up and down in various patterns. As to mock playing an instrument in order to get your partner to hit higher notes!

If that motherfucker plays his cards right i'm going to flute him tonight.

by the musicians January 27, 2009

a flute

A quick way for a fag to show that he is really all about the cock.

"hey fellas, I played my flute like a little school girl for you today now can I please play the skin flute

by Skinny Pimp November 12, 2003

Flute

One of the "ok" instruments in band, rival to the clarinets. Flutes control the woodwind section but are just waiting to be overthrown by the clarinets.

Those flutes have it coming for them

by Englandman23 May 1, 2015

Flute

Flute: (v) To majorly screw up at the worst time possible, usually the most obvious. Results in ridicule. Derived from exposed flute-parts in bands totally failing and everyone knowing it.

"I just hope I don't flute during my big solo."

"Oh man, did you see the game last night? 2 seconds left in the 4th quarter and the quarterback flutes and throws an easy interception!"

by El Tono September 7, 2009

a flute

The process of resinating a bowl of cannabis through the carburetor.

it's kicked? pass that piece over here i'm gonna flute it.

by matt November 15, 2003

Flute

The most annoying instrument in band.

John: Dude did you hear that flute?
Mark: Unfortunately.

by trumpet_player_123 August 30, 2008

Flute

Wind instrument that causes cancer.

I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for that fucking flute.

by Delicious Sandwich February 1, 2022