floating melon patch

a jacuzzi that has 3 or more women with large tits. they can be real or fake as they "float" in the water

uncle randy found himself in a floating melon patch with 4 los angeles "inspiring" actresses

by 77transam August 28, 2006

floating air biscuit

To fart or pass wind

"Who dropped a floating air biscuit"

by Cunningstunt July 8, 2014

Floating Brain

The bare ball-sack of a young and highly promiscuous young man!

'"I'm going to give you a floating brain in the face!"
":O"

by John from 17 March 3, 2010

bitter flirting

flirting with someone by using sarcasm and jokes. liking them, but making fun of them so you dont have to admit it.

that boy really likes you, even if you think he's a jerk.. he's just bitter flirting

by kfiz304 November 4, 2009

Bangkok Floating Market

Having two gorgeous Thai girls with you in a hotel bathtub, with each floating from end to end crossing paths in the middle and passing various fruits and flowers from the hotel room provisions.

This is in lieu of actually making a trip to the outdoor floating market that is at least 2 hours drive from Bangkok. An unrealistic distance to travel, especially when a short weekend trip to Bangers is usually less than 48 hours.

Hey, had a great time at the Bangkok Floating Market this weekend in Bangers. Couldn't have done much more with the hangover I had. Truth be told, I visited on Saturday AND Sunday mornings and visited different vendors. The product was exceptional and well worth the trip.

by Friends of Suzie Wong March 4, 2010

white boy flirting

A type of flirting done via texts or tinder mainly by white boys in high school/college, hence the name. Characteristics include:

-Initiating "the question game"/20 questions

-Winking emojis

-"What would you do if I was there with you?"

-Asking for nudes

-Instant change of attitude when faced with rejection

Girl 1: So he wanted to play 20 questions with me and the first thing he asked was if I was a virgin, then he wanted to see my tits, then when I said no he turned around and called ME a whore! Does he honestly think anyone would respond well to that???
Girl 2: Textbook example of white boy flirting...

by lightning_troubadour January 29, 2015

Floating Colours

½ of achievement, not-so-great triumph, to do something half perfect, neither fail nor succeed

Marco: Mum, look! I got flyin' colours for my drawing!

Mum: It should be floating colours, you misspelled your name.

by Hazique15 August 21, 2011