elongated but reasonable attempts by the girl in a heterosexual swip-swap to negotiate common interests
where are you where am i i want to be in touch we are out of touch what if i get cancer tomorrow and i wont be able to trace your sweet facial features i am on my own the big girl is in texas and the little one in italy you feel so near and far and everything is fucked up and the world is either on fire or flooded and its heartbreaking and i am full of something i am not scared of anymore
you know
you know
you know
you know
by Krkič August 09, 2021
A way to smoke marijuana
1 - Make a flood bottle with a bowl on top (usually on the cap) and a hole somewhere in the bottom area of the bottle.
2 - Fill with water and plug hole.
3 - Place cap with packed bowl on.
4 - Light while letting water onto the ground from the hole in the bottom.(this pulls the flame and smoke down into the bottle.)
5 - Hit dat sht.
1 - Make a flood bottle with a bowl on top (usually on the cap) and a hole somewhere in the bottom area of the bottle.
2 - Fill with water and plug hole.
3 - Place cap with packed bowl on.
4 - Light while letting water onto the ground from the hole in the bottom.(this pulls the flame and smoke down into the bottle.)
5 - Hit dat sht.
Butch Pulled 3 floods in a row, he saw a dragon on the roof and heard wolves growling at him.
Butch was fucked up.
Butch was fucked up.
by zanethebrave September 05, 2007
by Diggity Monkeez April 06, 2005
the flood is a series of creatures sent to scare and eat anything in its presence, and take take over human bodies but not covenant. Very ugly creatures with tentacles for arms and whip you in the face.
by MicPeps June 22, 2004
When blood from your menstrual flow overwhelms any tampons or pads and you end up with blood running down your legs and ruining your clothes, shoes, chairs, carpets. Usually found in pre or peri menopausal women and those with adenomyosis. Also called Projectile Menstruation
"Last night I was flooding so bad it looked like someone had murdered me in bed then drug my body to the bathroom"
by AnitaSpanking May 26, 2015
Due to most Americans lackadaisical attitude to work on Fridays, the Friday Flood represents the influx of personal email being sent during that time in place of actual work. These emails are typically in the form of chain letters sent to a wide group of people (hence the flood) that contain nonsensical attachments, inside jokes, random pop culture references etc.
One of the more recent Friday Flood phenomena has been the flyers priceless chain.
One of the more recent Friday Flood phenomena has been the flyers priceless chain.
by RFGetz June 01, 2007
A Chipotle bowl that has the highest QPD and CPD of any product. The order is as follows:
white rice, brown rice, *ask for more rice*, side tortilla, vinaigrette sauce, pinto beans, fajitas, chicken, pico, corn, sour cream, extra cheese, an extra cup of cheese, and lettuce
white rice, brown rice, *ask for more rice*, side tortilla, vinaigrette sauce, pinto beans, fajitas, chicken, pico, corn, sour cream, extra cheese, an extra cup of cheese, and lettuce
guy 1: “bro have you see the flood bowl on tiktok?”
guy 2: “bro yeah! Chipotle needs to put the flood bowl on the app!”
guy 1: “yeah dude! It has the highest CPD and QPD of any food”
guy 2: “bro yeah! Chipotle needs to put the flood bowl on the app!”
guy 1: “yeah dude! It has the highest CPD and QPD of any food”
by maximize_your_cpd February 08, 2022