Carpet flogger, commonly associated with Hannah’s toes, is someone who commonly tries to steal carpets from peoples homes. He will generally go by the name Alex gotmaker, a rebellious tween who wantz to rebel by not cleaning his room and eating baked beans and Milo instead. His love of carpet thievery originated from his childhood where his parents neglected him by not allowing him to use carpet.
by Gemmahatepage!!! July 20, 2022
Get the Carpet flogger mug.
An act of violence, brought about by running over a decorated Army man. While he is under the car, he punches his way through the floor of the car, grabs the male genitalia, stretches it out to an extreme length, then impales it onto a truck hitch. He then processed to leave, in the truck, with the male genitalia attached, further damaging any hope for future sex the male had.
My friend Vince, received a massive Flogger Hat in the Wal-Mart parking lot, while getting Grape Drank.
by Jole Flifl May 22, 2010
Get the Flogger Hat mug.A fat blogger. An overweight person who blogs about diets and life and Dina's obsession with sex toys.
by fightfatphobia July 28, 2009
Get the Flogger mug.Someone who has stayed awake after all others have gone to bed. Tunes are still necessary and cakes are an option.
by Frankie Cuddles February 20, 2010
Get the flogger mug.by Be_Ma_Honey December 12, 2012
Get the fludgering mug.There was a famous Flogger that Flogged about the west African normees Frog last night, its warts are comparable to kim kardashian genitalia warts .
by KooonHer February 16, 2017
Get the Flogger mug.