Flatliners

A group of male beings that have a love for wanking and drinking till they are completely fucked out of their minds. They aren’t the smartest of all people, they are known to make out with lizzards on the wall and get drunk until they start beating up someone. They have a soft spot for a little thing called “cactus jack”.

Man 1: hey, let’s get drunk
Man 2: no, let’s get flatliners drunk
Man 1: oh fuck

by LeG_KDOG September 1, 2020

flatland

Died

Im sorry u cant talk to him he flatland flat-land

by Lilwhiteboy December 1, 2020

flatudander

the residue left behind when a person passes gas that attaches to other people's skin and clothing, maintaining odor long after they have left the room

The last time you ate a burrito you left so much flatudander through the entire house we had to stay in a motel for a week.

by pussy-eater.me August 26, 2021

Flatliner

When you’re fucking a diabetic so hard her insulin pump fails sending her into insulin shock only to be revived by cumming in her mouth.

Hey Tina. I hope your glucose levels are in check or else we might have a flatliner.

by Thetunacan99 February 9, 2023

Flatland The Film 2007

Flatland The Film 2007 is about Flatland a two dimensional universe occupied by living shapes.

Person 1: Have you seen Flatland The Film 2007 yet?
Person 2: Yeah it’s great!

by CoolCatProductions October 10, 2025

Emotional Flatliner

Someone who shows no emotional response to anything, no matter how poignant or stirring. They’re either so repressed that nothing gets through their emotional firewall, or so disconnected from their feelings that even a child’s laugh, a heartfelt poem, a soulful song, or a breathtaking view leaves them completely unmoved. Picture a human equivalent of a flatline on an emotional EKG—zero reaction, just a blank stare.

"I played her my favorite song, the one that makes everyone cry, and she just shrugged—total Emotional Flatliner."

by Raquel de la Roche August 5, 2025