Flashbang

When a girl flashes you, and then hits you in the face with a door.

Steve: How'd You get a concussion?
Larry: I got flashbanged...

by Jesusxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx April 3, 2009

deploying flashbang

where you fuck around and send a dickpick or other shocking material to your Snapchat or similar platform’s story

Mex (yesterday): yo deploying flashbang

Will: yo what the fuck happened bro?
Mex: I accidentally deployed a flashbang on my Snapchat story :/
Will: damn it was a nice dick tho no homo

by Shialaebouf February 9, 2018

Creamy flashbang

When ur about to nut in a girl then you pull your meat out jizz on her face and then slap both her ears

Ugh I hate Jimmy, last night while we were hooking up he gave me a creamy flashbang!

by Creamy Jimmy December 29, 2022

Flashbang

After a long session of flirting and playing around when "blue balling" occurs you proceed to walk into the bathrooom and release the massive load of backed up semen into some toilet paper. When the pain has been releived you now proceed to sprint full force back into the room performing a baseball slide into the bed launching the semen covered toilet paper into the whores face.

Tom: Yo man how was that girl last night?
Victor: Bro she blue balled the shit out of me.
Tom: Haha, did you do anything about it?
Victor: Yea bro I flashbanged the shit out of that whore and her slutty roomate.
Tom: Damn, I was wondering what that flash was next door.
Victor: Yea that bitch got it good, UAV ONLINE.

by 4-i Freedom April 8, 2008

Flashbang

When a girl is sucking your peen and your about to jizz so you take your dick out of her mouth and yell, “Flashbang!!” As you jizz in her eyes, blinding her.

I gave that bitch a flashbang on my bed then broke up with her the next day.

by MDMA USER 69 May 29, 2019

Flash Banged

taking a axe bottle of body spray and stabing it open with a sharp object then throwing it to an area of people and they will get bombed by axes shitty smell.

the other day I flash banged Xavier while he was taking a poo then held the door so he couldn't get out

by team awesome'o March 28, 2011

Flashbang

When you fart but no one suspects that it's you

"Ha I'm so lucky, I just threw a flashbang earlier in class."

by Flamespittah38 May 17, 2016