flangaling

For one to finger any orafice while in a basement screaming "go away clown" over and over till they climax.

she was flangaling herself all night... now i have nightmares about clowns.

by jack Frost89 October 12, 2011

flaglob

A way to tackle someone by grabbing them by the knees and gently lowering them down.

Don't flaglob me.

by That Guy Who Does Some Stuff October 24, 2014

flaganagle

to slap someone in the face with your foot

shut up before i flaganagle you!

by tutantmeenageneedleteedles December 29, 2017

fagalodon

A big, huge fag. Completely passing faggotron and even faggotron 5000. Possibly surpassing even the fagasauras rex.

Robert is a big, huge fagalodon.

by R. Shiles June 14, 2019

flabalot

someone who is so fat they have a fatty at the front and not the back. there stomach sticks out further than their tits and their so monstrously big they are the oceans plug.

flabalot: *casually eating breakfast, lunch and dinner for breafast*
person 1 : do you really need to be eating carbs rn you flablot

by safz money May 7, 2023

Flying Flagella

A phrase you proclaim when you are excited and/or upset about a certain thing. Flagella is a bacterial, slender threadlike structure, like a spermatozoa. Replacement phrase for fuck.

Dude 1: Dude, your girlfriend is pregnant.

Dude 2: HOLY FLYING FLAGELLA
I THOUGHT I WAS GAY
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Dude 1: Dude, I'm pregnant.
Dude 2: HOLY FLYING FLAGELLA DUDE

by KatAttack716 February 20, 2017

Fagalo

A person who is such a fag that they irradiate homosexual particles known as fagatrons. They are so unbelievably gay that their dick has inverted itself since it cannot take all the pressure that it is forced to go through. If you see a fagalo be sure to call 911 and ask to be redirected to a fag exterminator to get special government and military aid as fagaloism is extremely contagious. Fagalo's are known to wear feminine clothing, especially pink shorts that basically have their ass ripping out of the bottoms. They speak with a general preppy girl lisp and they are generally seen with a crowd of females as the estrogen levels are higher and it feeds their homosexual, faggot-like, gayness.

Justin- God Fagalo, you are such a fagalo! You should probably just go commit suicide.
Fagalo-Oh mahy gawdddd, haw could you sai something like thad to meyyy!
Justin- The fagatrons are overtaking me! HELP!
Fagalo- YESSSSSS, BE OUVERTAYKEN BY MEY FAGATROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONZZ
Justin- SOMEONE! PLEASE! CALL 911! I NEED A PROFESSIONAL FAG EXTERMINATOR! ITZ TAKING OVER MEYYY! HALP!
Fagalo- Yes! Yes! AAAHHHH! *Orgasmic moans*

by The Truth Speller February 9, 2014