One who follows around another individual in order to please their every need for acceptance; hanging all over someone's jock strap or cock if you will
by irishguy6984 November 7, 2009
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A woman walked outside to sit by the grass. There she found a bird on the ground who flapped and struggled and stressed and could not improve her condition. She could not re compose herself or fly. The woman was concerned and took the bird to a vet and asked for help. The next day she told me the story of this bird and tried to describe the (ascribed) feelings and real actions of this little bird. She created this new word.
A woman walked outside to sit by the grass. There she found a bird on the ground who flapped and struggled and stressed and could not improve her condition. She could not re compose herself or fly. The woman was concerned and took the bird to a vet and asked for help. The next day she told me the story of this bird and tried to describe the (ascribed) feelings and real actions of this little bird. She created this new word.
I flaqualate over my mortgage payment being due. I don't have enough money.
Someone will flaqualate because his ex wife is yelling about the kids.
The boss is a pain and he will cause the entire department to flaqualate ( be unable to take action)
I had a flaqualtory response to that movie, It was a real psychological thriller.
My flaqualations went on for hours, but finally I no longer felt so crazy.
Even though the judge said it was okay, I found myself flaqualating for a while.
The neighbors began to flaqualate over my barking dog, so they called the cops to try and make me flaqualate too. Didn't work. I don't care.
Someone will flaqualate because his ex wife is yelling about the kids.
The boss is a pain and he will cause the entire department to flaqualate ( be unable to take action)
I had a flaqualtory response to that movie, It was a real psychological thriller.
My flaqualations went on for hours, but finally I no longer felt so crazy.
Even though the judge said it was okay, I found myself flaqualating for a while.
The neighbors began to flaqualate over my barking dog, so they called the cops to try and make me flaqualate too. Didn't work. I don't care.
by RobinR99 July 29, 2005
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Nobody likes going out with him, he be flacashing way to much.
Nobody likes going out with him, he be flacashing way to much.
by Jongila March 13, 2023
Get the flacashing mug.1.A debbie downer, party pooper, or an otherwise buzz killing individual named after NFL quarterback Joe Flacco
2.When you are unable to achieve an erection in a sexual situation
2.When you are unable to achieve an erection in a sexual situation
While drinking around Billy, Billy said, "what would your parents think of that?". To which i responded stop being a Flaccid Flacco.
I wanted to give my girlfriend birthday sex, but i was being a Flaccid Flacco.
I wanted to give my girlfriend birthday sex, but i was being a Flaccid Flacco.
by bob da builder3 February 8, 2010
Get the Flaccid Flacco mug.(noun) an argument (for a paper or essay) that starts out weak and limp but that gets longer and stronger the more you play around with it
My philosophy paper still has a flaccid argument, so I'm thinking about spending the night in the library to really firm it up.
Jimmy always has trouble with flaccid arguments, so he often asks his girlfriend to help out.
Jimmy always has trouble with flaccid arguments, so he often asks his girlfriend to help out.
by briell3 March 2, 2010
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Being so ugly, you make the horniest, blue-balledest man lose his erection.
Placate is to placid as flacate is to flacid.
Being so ugly, you make the horniest, blue-balledest man lose his erection.
Placate is to placid as flacate is to flacid.
-Damn that fat bitch flacated the whole damn party.
-Yeah that hoe has got to go.
-Wow who let her in?
-Yeah that hoe has got to go.
-Wow who let her in?
by Jaymses & Mikey O March 10, 2006
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While at work, Wanda stopped by the break room and bent over to pick up a quarter that someone had dropped. Roger saw this as an opportunity to give her The Flaccid Joey and briskly walked past her.
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