news reporter:
"After the rape vitcims were found, there was said to be 5 counts of flabbergasted vaginias."
"After the rape vitcims were found, there was said to be 5 counts of flabbergasted vaginias."
by FieryAshes February 18, 2009

by crispy chickennut February 7, 2020

by Gaged hfs May 23, 2016

by Flabbergastingsohard March 13, 2024


When your, until this moment, normal phone goes "gotcha bitch, touch screen is no more", and you can't type anymore.
Often resulting in having to call your friends to inform them.
Often resulting in having to call your friends to inform them.
by Captian Autism December 28, 2019

When you are eating out a girl whilst she is on her period and you suck up the blood and spit it in her face.
It's called this because she will be utterly flabbergasted.
It's called this because she will be utterly flabbergasted.
by 666onyou June 8, 2021
