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flabbergasted vaginia

news reporter:

"After the rape vitcims were found, there was said to be 5 counts of flabbergasted vaginias."
by FieryAshes February 18, 2009
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cumfilled flabbergaster

that moment when you accidentally jizz into an apple and your 4 year old son bites into it
"AH CUMFILLED FLABBERGASTER, NATHANIEL THAT IS NOT THE NON-GMO APPLE."
by crispy chickennut February 7, 2020
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flabbergasted pickle

When your penis gets soft after you fuck the hell out of a tight anus.
His dick was soft after we fucked it look like a flabbergasted pickle
by Gaged hfs May 23, 2016
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Flabbergasting

Oh my God! Oh my God! I'm- I'm flabbergasting! AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!
by Flabbergastingsohard March 13, 2024
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flabbergasted

When a guy named joey says cockwobble
Im so flabbergasted
OMG ME TOO
by anonymous August 16, 2022
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Screen Flabbergast

When your, until this moment, normal phone goes "gotcha bitch, touch screen is no more", and you can't type anymore.

Often resulting in having to call your friends to inform them.
Can't type anymore dude, my phone just screen flabbergasted on me.
by Captian Autism December 28, 2019
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Flabbergasting

When you are eating out a girl whilst she is on her period and you suck up the blood and spit it in her face.

It's called this because she will be utterly flabbergasted.
"I gave my wife a total flabbergasting last night. Should have seen her face."
by 666onyou June 8, 2021
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