Dry Five
Verb:
1. To perform the sexual act known as fisting without lubrication.
Bro did she let you dry five her last night?
2. Having unsatisfactory and uncomfortable intercourse for a short amount of time.
All I need right now is a dry five... It's been a minute.
Noun:
1. Any situation in which one party gets the short end of the stick.
You're totally giving me a dry five right now dude!
Verb:
1. To perform the sexual act known as fisting without lubrication.
Bro did she let you dry five her last night?
2. Having unsatisfactory and uncomfortable intercourse for a short amount of time.
All I need right now is a dry five... It's been a minute.
Noun:
1. Any situation in which one party gets the short end of the stick.
You're totally giving me a dry five right now dude!
Dry Five
Verb:
1. To perform the sexual act known as fisting without lubrication.
Bro did she let you dry five her last night?
2. Having unsatisfactory and uncomfortable intercourse for a short amount of time
All I need right now is a dry five... It's been a minute.
Noun:
1. Any situation in which one party gets the short end of the stick
You're totally giving me a dry five right now dude.
Verb:
1. To perform the sexual act known as fisting without lubrication.
Bro did she let you dry five her last night?
2. Having unsatisfactory and uncomfortable intercourse for a short amount of time
All I need right now is a dry five... It's been a minute.
Noun:
1. Any situation in which one party gets the short end of the stick
You're totally giving me a dry five right now dude.
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Get the Hero Fiennes-Tiffin mug.Ezio Auditore da Firenze (born 1459) was a Florentine noble during the Italian Renaissance and, unbeknownst to most historians and philosophers, a central member and Grand Master of the Assassin's Order. A descendant of Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad and ancestor to both Desmond Miles and Subject 16, Ezio was unaware of his Assassin heritage until the age of 17, when his father and two brothers, Federico and Petruccio, were murdered. Ezio fled Florence – his birthplace – and took refuge at the Villa Auditore in the Tuscan town of Monteriggioni.
Learning of his heritage from his uncle, Mario Auditore, Ezio begun his Assassin training, as well as his quest for vengeance against the Grand Master of the Templar Order, Rodrigo Borgia, who had ordered the executions of his father and two brothers. During his quest, Ezio managed to not only unite the pages of Altaïr's Codex for the first time since Domenico Auditore, but also to save the cities of Florence, Venice, and later Rome from the Templars' wrath. He ensured the future travels of Christoffa Corombo to the "New World" and, in liberating Rome from Borgia control, helped spread the Renaissance and Assassin ideals of independence and free thought throughout Italy.
Shortly before the death of Rodrigo Borgia in 1503, Ezio was pronounced the Grand Master, or "ll Mentore", of the Assassin Order.
Learning of his heritage from his uncle, Mario Auditore, Ezio begun his Assassin training, as well as his quest for vengeance against the Grand Master of the Templar Order, Rodrigo Borgia, who had ordered the executions of his father and two brothers. During his quest, Ezio managed to not only unite the pages of Altaïr's Codex for the first time since Domenico Auditore, but also to save the cities of Florence, Venice, and later Rome from the Templars' wrath. He ensured the future travels of Christoffa Corombo to the "New World" and, in liberating Rome from Borgia control, helped spread the Renaissance and Assassin ideals of independence and free thought throughout Italy.
Shortly before the death of Rodrigo Borgia in 1503, Ezio was pronounced the Grand Master, or "ll Mentore", of the Assassin Order.
"My name is Ezio Auditore da Firenze, and like my father and grandfathers before me, I am an Assassin."
―Ezio Auditore da Firenze
―Ezio Auditore da Firenze
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Get the Ezio Auditore da Firenze mug.A simple rule stating that food dropped on the ground is still perfectly edible if it is picked up in five seconds. Ingeniously created by guys for the sole purpose of reducing wasted food and allowing a person that second chance they needed to enjoy their food.
Jason: I dropped my steak on the ground!
Chris: That sucks.
Jason: Nah, five second rule, I saved it.
Chris: Nice.
Chris: That sucks.
Jason: Nah, five second rule, I saved it.
Chris: Nice.
by brolli. July 22, 2008
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by Geoff Enright February 27, 2008
Get the High Five Friday mug.Slapping a cell phone as though giving a high five, usually preceded by yelling "PHONE FIVE!" and used primarily when excited.
Barney: Ted, tonight we're gonna go out, we're gonne meet some ladies, it's gonna be legendary. Phone five!
(Barney does a high five with his cellphone.)
Ted's Voiceover: I had no idea why I hung out with Barney.
Barney: You didn't phone-five, did you? I know when you don't phone five, Ted!
(Barney does a high five with his cellphone.)
Ted's Voiceover: I had no idea why I hung out with Barney.
Barney: You didn't phone-five, did you? I know when you don't phone five, Ted!
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