Chinese fire drill

Used as a euphemism in sports, when in a particular zone there is mass disorganization, confusion, or lack of cohesion.

Bill: Did you see the Senators power-play last night?

Ted: It was brutal! The whole thing looked like a Chinese fire drill

by Shotgun Messiah05 January 17, 2009

Jewish Fire Drill

Much like the chinese fire drill. you pull up next to a really nice car, convince them to also get out of their car, then you get back into the nicer of the two cars and drive off.

"Oh my goodness Jim, a Lambourghini! lets ditch this piece of shit civic and pull a jewish fire drill for their ride."

by K-dizzle2434332210 May 21, 2009

Fire Drill

A tool kept at schools the staff uses to drill flaming holes in the heads of students.

"That's it. It's the fire drill for you, Mr.Peterson."

by Pete August 20, 2003

redneck fire drill

Any disorganized, uncoordinated event.

I'll never go to that party again. It was like a redneck fire drill just for me to try to get the tickets for it!

by pentozali December 28, 2005

Indian Fire Drill

Almost the same as the Chinese Fire Drill, except when the people get out, the vehicle is still moving.

Guy 1: Man, I'm so sore from that last Indian Fire Drill.
Guy 2: Yeah. You totally ate shit on that one.

by GuyWhoAteShit December 20, 2009

Fire Drill

The real intent of the Fire Drill is to prepare the students of Fairfax High School for a real fire (i.e. people setting trash cans on fire). But it in reality, its just a social hour.

I didn't do my chemistry homework, but thanks to the fire drill, my teacher didn't have time to check.

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 12, 2003

fire drill

A dance game in which the guys will form a circle and grind with whichever girl is in front of him. After a few minutes, the drill captain will count down, "Five, four, three, two, one!" Then the girls will move to the right and grind with a new partner.

"I had fun doing the fire drill last night, except when I got stuck with that creepy foreign exchange student."

by Priskila February 24, 2009