houston firecracker

when aa guys jizzes in the air and the girl catches it in her mouth.

I gave you sister a houston firecracker.

by yourmomgivesgood69's May 5, 2009

firedick

When your penis is on fire cause you done a girl with STD's

Man I have firedick! I should'nt have done her my dick is on fire!

by Josh Folden January 26, 2008

Firecracker Spank

During sex, the woman is on top, and once the man announces he is going to cum, the woman dismounts and procedes to spank the man's cock against his stomach as the cum shoots up toward his face to create a firecracker effect.

Man: "Oh Baby! You make me so hot! I'm gonna' cum!"
(woman springs into action)
Woman: "Firecracker Spank!!!"
(woman vigorously slaps man's cock against his stomach and watches him shield his eyes from the cum sparks)

by Elena, Adria, Colee September 28, 2007

furry fredrickson

The act of shitting on a woman's/man's pubic region, smearing the shit into the hairs, and then proceeding to lick, and kiss the shit off of the area, it works well with blowjobs/eating out.

"Johnny gave his hairy girlfriend a furry fredrickson, and then proceeded to stick his tongue into her canyon."

by Raymundo January 5, 2005

Facebrick

The process of adding someone to your Facebook friends that you have no intention of contacting, interacting with or viewing in any way purely to grow the number of friends you have. The "Facebrick" builds up your friends as a builder would build a house out of bricks.

Your Friend: Wow you've got like 200 friends on Facebook
Me/You: Yeah but most of them are Facebricks

by Kaostheory777 October 18, 2008

Firecracker dick

It’s when you blue-ball your boyfriend leaving his tip red ergo firecracker (Like the popsicle ice cream)

Aw dude you left me hanging now I got firecracker dick

by HalfHeartKing January 27, 2021

FireDick

It’s a volunteer fire/ems who is so full of themselves will literally use lighter fluid or some other flammable liquid to masterbate with. The will set fire to the liquid then proceeded to beat it out just to say they put out a fire that day.

Hey guys Daryl just bought some more zippo fluid probably going home to jack off. He’s such a FireDick.

by I.L.E.M.S November 15, 2022