financially embarrassed

living paycheck to paycheck, no money, or broke

Hey, Sam you gonna join us at the bar after work? No, man I'm financially embarrassed till payday.

by kione573 January 13, 2008

financial education

Something that should be a gen. ed. for college students.

Man... I wish that my college had a good financial education class, cause I feel like I'm dying.

by Kathy@rose September 29, 2017

Financially Gay

When 2 males/females make the executive decision to pool their incomes together in an attempt to fuck the traditional financial system of heterogeneous relationships (male and female)

Both parties then contribute to well being of each others financial growth and major purchases that would typically be out of their reach. This bypasses the detrimental effects a typical parasitic relationship.

Bro, that yacht looks sick. We should go financially gay and buy the motherfucker!

Let's do it.Well also need life jackets from of all the pussy we'll be drowning in.

by mrhappytimes August 25, 2017

financial refugee

A person looking for an asylum due to a financial persecution.

I would love to be a financial refugee.

by thecrazypuppet September 20, 2010

Financial Girth

The measure of one’s financial success based on the circumference of their assets (in centimeters).

“I got fired from my job and can’t afford to pay for my daughters insulin!”

“You have no financial girth.”

by jmcun May 4, 2022

financial cuckold

Someone who pays every single taxes due, including on all of his cash transactions, because it's his civilian duty to bail out TBTF companies and fund endless wars used for enriching politicians through lobbying.

A: "I'll pay by cash. I don't need the receipt."
B: "That'll be 5748.85$."
A: "5750$? This is hardcore financial fucking! It says 4999$ on the price tag. Just declare the item as loss on your taxes."
B: "Sorry, sales taxes apply to cash transactions too. Your taxes help build more roads."
A: "I'll pay by credit card then. Enjoy the transaction fees you financial cuckold!"

by Malishman January 12, 2023

social financial

A technology platform where your company can connect and collaborate with financial and non-financial information which allows your team insight into the company’s objectives, goals, history, and culture.

Snopsis is the first-ever social financial platform that analyzes financial data and helps companies make strategic financial decisions by connecting all the details in their company's data story.

by Snopsis September 30, 2020