fife

frandz for fife!!
by paul rudd February 16, 2021
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Fife

A fork and a knife put together. One end has a knife, another has a fork. Who needs two hands after all?
"Jeremy, pass the fife. I can't be bothered getting a knife and fork."
by noneedtoskeet March 30, 2019
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Fife

Short for "feminist life" or "female life"
Do something with your fife that would make some guy from the 50's angry.
by JRich. September 16, 2020
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Fife

New age term for what people call their close friends. Used interchangeably with bro, dude and mate
Guy 1: you know that guy James?

Guy 2: Oh yeah bro he’s my fife, he always there for me
by Bigman2122 March 31, 2018
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A land in which the fairy pigs also known as the shittiest police force in existence is, marked by the extremely high level of dope fiends and meth heads that run around toothless hooping and hollering all night, you can spot the infamous howling gorilla from the upper tiers of the travelodge castle. And gaze upon the drooling red eyed succubus stripper, hooker, googly monster who stomps around in her loud ass clogs all night up and down the strip a block from pigland, aka the police station. If youre lucky enough and get a room at the Travelodge Fife crack castle you may be unfortunate enough to hear the always heard but never seen Crackfoot stomping above your head as it dances around its bed in the center of the room while the smiling meth demons look on, be careful walking on the ground made of syringes and meth baggies, and beware of the 12 year old with the tech 9 and no sense, because one thing is for sure the fairy pigs don't care they're busy tending the fat ass worthless fuck flavored donut fields. You can find Fife located on the large hunk of mold called Washington state just follow the Aroma of Tacoma and you'll know you're on the right track.
I am going to be going to a party at the Tacoma Dome, I think I'll stay at the Travelodge Crack Castle In Fife.
by Sockrates March 13, 2017
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A person who is mean, rude or just mean spirited.
Melinda's date last night was a real fife
by Voma22 March 04, 2021
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A fife is

Interested in anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics. While being big into the Polandball community.
Green: lmfao fife gay
10ball: ikr
Harvee: get the guns, we going hunting
Fife: (sad face)
by Dalaaaj_Aycher November 22, 2020
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