Fetchin' Day

A general exclamation of something happening not to one's liking.

See also fucking hell

Austin: Fetchin' Day Szzark is a beast!

by Jasarn June 12, 2008

felching

Oral retrieval of semen from the anus.

After shooting a copious load of cum up her ass, Mark buried his face in her ass and began felching his lady love.

by JD August 17, 2003

flitching

An act usually performed by gay men where one man sucks the sperm out of another man's ass. Typically performed in a threesome but some gay men have been known to retrieve their own sperm.

That gay guy just came from an orgy where he filtched some jizz out of his friends ass.

by toast455 July 1, 2005

felching lesbians

A crude turn of phrase used to signify the extraordinary unlikelihood that something will occur. It can also be used to describe something that is taboo, disgusting, or oxymoron-ic.

The chances of getting your NCAA tournament bracket 100% correct is like felching lesbians - it just doesn't happen (although technically, it could).

by Kourics March 17, 2010

felching straw

Between two homosexual males. The act of one man blowing his load into his partners anas. When this is completed the male who blew his load will take a straw and suck out the cum out of the man's anas.

The man loves the taste of his own cum and other males anal juices so much, that after he performs anal sex he begins felching all the secretions.

by taint October 15, 2003

fletching cape

the 2nd noobiest cape in runescape. often trimmed by a cooking cape.

noob: i got a fletching cape trimmed by cooking cape! me: fuck off noob

by Sqkuid Ward October 20, 2008

Felching

To suck or lick one's own semen from the butthole of a partner after anal sex.

"I sucked my cum out of darrens bumhole last night"
"ooh you fucking felcher"

by Josef Salmon March 13, 2005