Urban feltching is the act of sucking a fart out of your partners ass with a plastic straw usually in a warehouse or dilapidated dwelling. See crack den for reference
My nans mate Linda, She’s concerned about the urban feltching going on at the local community centre. She gone learn today!
by Breadguy December 12, 2024
Get the Urban Feltchingmug. by Daiquiri king January 13, 2017
Get the feltch daiquirimug. Slurping any and all substances stupid-style from any orifice or hole on the body of another, these substances could include the following:
-period blood
-cum
-melted mozzarella
-Feces
-cheese
-lube
-machine coolant
-engine oil
-aphtodisiac
-period blood
-cum
-melted mozzarella
-Feces
-cheese
-lube
-machine coolant
-engine oil
-aphtodisiac
by OGfeltcher April 28, 2025
Get the Super feltchmug. The act of sticking a celery stick up your partner's anus after ejaculating in said anus, and collecting the 'poo-naise' on the celery stick to enjoy as a healthy snack.
Jim, you absolute celery feltcher! insult
Morgan, have you tried the latest craze of celery feltching? It's the new healthy way to enjoy 'poo-naise'! question
Morgan, have you tried the latest craze of celery feltching? It's the new healthy way to enjoy 'poo-naise'! question
by TheCeleryFeltcher April 3, 2024
Get the Celery Feltchingmug. by Mr. Kimber January 15, 2025
Get the Feltchingmug. During the week we feltch, but during the weekend we like to unwind with a twisted feltch. It takes a little more effort, but it's still good.
by Wisest Unicorn March 4, 2010
Get the twisted feltchmug. Slurping any and all substances stupid-style from any orifice or hole on the body of another, these substances could include the following:
-period blood
-cum
-melted mozzarella
-Feces
-cheese
-lube
-machine coolant
-engine oil
-aphtodisiac
-period blood
-cum
-melted mozzarella
-Feces
-cheese
-lube
-machine coolant
-engine oil
-aphtodisiac
by OGfeltcher April 28, 2025
Get the Super feltchmug.