by Drhjsksj March 20, 2017
by WordUp911 January 3, 2022
Someone that is deathly afraid of cats big or small to extreme mesures. Or from having been injured by said felines at one point in time to fear them
*a kitten meows and the person screams bloody murder climbs on top of something afraid to make a sound for fear that the the cute fluffy kitten will eat their face. Or is possessed by the devil.
*a kitten meows and the person screams bloody murder climbs on top of something afraid to make a sound for fear that the the cute fluffy kitten will eat their face. Or is possessed by the devil.
The cat meowed at that man and he screamed and ran away he must have a" feline phobia"
*my face was horribly mauled by a mountain loin, now I have a feline phobia"
*my face was horribly mauled by a mountain loin, now I have a feline phobia"
by FeLiNeDaRkNeSs December 17, 2014
When a cat is focused on something such as eating and you are able to move him/her to a different location while only causing the cat to quickly change focus to a different subject.
Roommate: Put the cat down, man, he is eating.
You: I would but I already put him down somewhere else and he fell asleep, I think he has Feline ADD.
You: I would but I already put him down somewhere else and he fell asleep, I think he has Feline ADD.
by GenderlessMale October 5, 2016
by macjagger December 17, 2011
With typical feline irony, Tiddles climbed on to the heavily allergic Juliet, even though Romeo was trying to attract the cat's attention for a cuddle.
by Analeest December 3, 2014
The act of two males pig roasting a member of the felis catus (house cat) family whilst touching tips. The member by or may not become ensnared, depending on skill level.
During my threesome with Jason and his cat scooter, I was forced to sedate scooter after he pulled a surprise feline finger trap, nearly severing Jason's member.
by Eyeheart2bone July 20, 2012