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Felching

Felching is where a man will ejaculate into another man’s bottom and then put a straw into his bottom and suck his semen out
At the end of a homosexual sex session Damian Started Felching his ejaculate from Jacobs bottom
by Felching fart boxes August 3, 2018
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felch

A shot made up of malibu, baileys, kahlua, van vodka, and starbucks creme liquor, shaken and strained into shot glasses.

This shot MUST be drank thru a straw

this is a modification on the bukake shot.
Erica loves Felches
She took the felch but didnt tip
by putyercapeon August 7, 2009
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Felching

To extract the ejaculated deposit of semen from your lovers anus with a soft straw like tube.
.clear fuel line from Pep Boys
.motorcycle fuel line from any motorcycle shop
"Alex, where are the new felching tubes you just got from "Fun Bike Center"? You're going to want one later."

"I'm going to felch that cum right out of your sisters ass tonight after we fuck!"

"Next time get it in 12 inch lengths so I can shove at least half of it right up your ass!"
by Blake Dremmel February 13, 2008
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felch

reebox superbowl commercail (see:terry tate, office) "felcher and sons"
by nell August 11, 2004
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felch

The art of orall extracting semen from the anus or vagina.
by grotsky September 24, 2005
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Felching

The act of ejaculating into your partner's rectum and then sucking it out and spitting it into their mouth.
Miss Felching really lived up to her name!
by Testacleez August 15, 2009
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felch

1. To suck semen from a sexual partner's orifice following intercourse.

2. To insert a live gerbil, hamster, or other into your anus using a tube, cardboard or otherwise.

3. Something you might practice if in the intimate company of alleged felcher Richard Gere, who was apparently caught while practising definition number 2.
It is wise to trim your pet hamsters nails prior to a good felch.
by crackotfige January 8, 2005
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