Fcking

The replacement for Fucking to be used as needed.

Person 1: Ahh shit, my head hurts like a fcking bitch because of this hangover.

Person 2: You forgot the "u" when you said fucking, bro.

Person 1: Stfu.

by I Eat Rocks January 5, 2010

Shut the f*ck outta here

It is the combination of "Shut the f*ck up" and "Get the f*ck outta here." It is used to express extreme surprise or disbelief.

Dave: I've been having sex with my 40yr old boss for months now, and she just told me she's pregnant

Smitha: Shut the f*ck outta here, are you serious?!

by darbizwell June 17, 2010

fcknlegit

a popular user on tumblr.com who's known for his sarcastic posts and wonderful photos

fcknlegit just bashed this girl!

by jasn July 28, 2011

Fckboi season

the time between halloween and st patricks day in which fuck shit takes place more often than normal; a result of cuffing season

Why are you being so obnoxious?!
Tis the season! (fckboi season)

by yourmajesty December 11, 2013

F*ck Puddle

1)A puddle of fluid created during the act of sex.
2)A very loose and wet woman.
3)A deep puddle of water at a street crossing.
4)A messy situation

1) There was no wet spot, it was a F*ck Puddle.
2) That girl was nothing but a F*ck Puddle
3) A taxi totally splashed me with a F*ck Puddle
4) we used to have something going, now it's turned into a total F*ck Puddle

by Andy Pants July 20, 2008

National f*ck your friend day

Relationship or not f*ck your friend on June 16th

“Today’s national f*ck your friend day”

by Hallaatyaboi June 16, 2021

Oh F*ck! David's Here

An exclamation used when a douche bag enters your group\room and a good conversation stops.

David = Douchefaggot

*"David" walks into the room*

"Oh F*ck! David's Here"

*Everyone leaves*

by BethanyElementary August 21, 2011