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Lying Farter

A debased individual who has a uncontrollable penchant for loudly farting in a public forum (usually around elderly people) whilst accompanied by a friend or family member and then acting as if they have no idea who did it. Oftentimes, the offending individual thinks that this churlish behavior is the utmost pinnacle of comedy.
Kirk don't deny that you are the one who ripped that loud heinous gas cloud in church today and then tried to blame it on Aunt Flossie. We ALL know that you are a irredeemable lying farter!
by Ted Snisha January 20, 2019
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hairy farter

She was on her jammy dodger (period) so I just bent her over and smashed it up her hairy farter.
by Lord Gannet V March 3, 2020
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cum farter

My new co worker, is a cum farter!
by Dack Shepard's April 15, 2021
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Frequent Brain Farter

A person who frequently asks stupid questions and expects a serious answer.
"Hey, we have a basketball game tonight at 6."
"Oh...is that in the morning or afternoon?"

"I lost my wallet."
"Oh. Do you know where it is?"

These are common examples of frequent brain farters.
by Smurfanator February 7, 2010
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Tongue punching spooky farters

Tongue Punching Spooky Farters is when a ghost hunter(s) attempt to forcibly summon filthy spectres by deeply rimming the entrance to the shadow realm.

If successful, a sex ghost should appear and unleash it’s gooey ectoplasm directly on to the tongue puncher’s face. If multiple shag spirits become aroused this can result in what is known as a Phantom Splooge Bukkake Gangbang.

Can also be used as an alternative to the term ‘being on a hiding to nothing’: be unlikely to succeed, or be unlikely to gain much advantage if one does.
There’s nae point in even trying Casper, we’d be as well Tongue Punching Spooky Farters!
by elvi888 January 13, 2023
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Dust Farter

An old person. Cause they are so old the fart dust.
Man, that dust farter sure is cranky in his old age.
by Aron S February 23, 2009
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Dingle berry farter

When a tiny mini snowman-looking poop comes from his hill and against his own will Out of your anus. Hopefully it's not too wet.
"I thought i was just farting, but... WOW! Out pops my little dingle berry Friend!" Dingle berry farter
by I am who you think I am. October 12, 2011
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