Mr. Farmer

A man who is destined to rape his students, particularly male. Press on 7th graders of the “thicc” variety mainly.

Dante : that girl over there is pretty hot, I want some

Henry : are you mr. farmers son?

by Mr. Farmer October 15, 2018

mushroom farmer

Somebody who treats people like mushrooms - keeps them in the dark, whilst feeding them shit.

A manager who fails to inform his staff of important details, whilst spewing forth a large quantity of "management speak" such as "at the end of the day, we have to move the goal posts for team productivity, and embrace more bluesky thinking"

by Evil Ed April 22, 2005

farmers blow

Blowing your nose with out a tissue by pushing on one nostril and blowing out the other to get rid of boogers and snot.

When I am out running I don't carry tissue so when I need to blow my nose I just do a farmers blow.

by golfnut23 March 13, 2009

Farmer's Hanky

The act of blowing your nose by a combination of covering one nostril with a finger and clearing the other with a powerful nasal blast of air, for use when a suitable snot receptacle isn't available. Popluar with farmers and footballers and useful in the right situation, but not really acceptable among polite company. Unless you're desperate of course.

Look away love, I'm going to have to do a Farmer's Hanky

by TheWoodsman December 21, 2010

Thoughtful Farmer

Someone who "fertilizes" other people's farms.

John is such a Thoughtful Farmer, he fertilized Betsy's farm five times last night. She was so greatful she helped maintain his equipment to return the favor.
farm fertilize booty call

by Saltine Nachos January 30, 2010

The Farmers league

Dangerous organization of geologist that discuss minerals like gold, platinum, uranium and coal. The organization doesn't like the coal mineral due to some historical moments. This organization is dangerous and should be locked up. They also like football players like mbappe.

The farmers league is a dark place

by Cristo Ronald suwiii January 19, 2022

scab farmer

Generally used to refer to a filthy person with gross habits. Assuming they're already gross enough to continually pick at scabs and eat them. Meth addicts are often associated with this term as they constantly pick at their scabs and eat them to get residual meth in the blood.

Uugghh! That dude looks like a total scab farmer!

by carboncobalt July 12, 2014