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brb fapping

Sarcastic expression usually used after someone links to pics involving NSFW activities. Commonly seen on vulgar IRC channels, forums, WoW perverts. BRB FAPPING stands for "Be right back, masturbating"
<MEGANOMA> hey dude, look at these pics.
<macondo> BRB FAPPING
by nalita June 30, 2008
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strategic fapping

fapping before sex to last longer, or during finals when you don't have time to have sex.
Ted: I beated off twice this morning.
Henry: WAT THE wats wrong w/ you
Ted: cuz i know i won't have time to bone tonight or like tomorrow cuz of finals. gotta clean my pipes so i can concentrate in the library, very strategic fapping on my part
by Jedathon March 30, 2011
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Fappathy

To suffer from fappathy is to have such a low libido that not even masturbation seems appealing. It's an amalgamation of the word Fapp (To furiously masturbate) and Apathy (A lack of enthusiasm or concern)
Watching antiques roadshow plunges me into deep state of fappathy.
by TheFappmaster January 30, 2014
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fappatite

It has been so long since I have been laid, my fappatite is through the roof!
by Hungry Hipposaur March 11, 2014
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Fapping with Pam

When you run out of lubricant to give yourself a good old wank so you improvise by coating your cock and balls and fapping with your mom’s Pam cooking oil spray.
Little Johnny wasn’t about to fess up to his afternoon of fapping with Pam when his mom got home and asked what the hell happened to her full can of cooking oil spray.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
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Fapnite

1)When you spend a afternoon masturbating.

2)What people who dislike the popular video game “Fortnite” sometimes call it
1) Jeff: Last night was so fun!
Bob: What did you do?
Jeff: I had a fapnite!

2) Jeff: I love Fortnite!
Bob: Really? I hate fapnite.
by BoiImADuck May 13, 2018
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Facebook Fapping

When you frequently stalk someone on Facebook (or other social media devices) and use their pictures for sexual entertainment
Person 1: Damn dude, did you see the bikini picture on Aubrey's Facebook page?
Person 2: Not yet, is it hot?
Person 1: Yeah man, I was Facebook Fapping to it all last night.
by Deathmuffin May 15, 2014
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