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fanny pack

worn for one of two reasons

1) because it's part of basic festival girl uniform
2) to hold year 9 boy's vapes when they threaten to beat up the local girl guides
guy 1 : did you see koby in year 9's adidas fanny pack?
guy 2 : yeah omg what a power move
by oh hell November 18, 2019
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reverse fanny pack

When old men place their long ass balls in a sock a pull them through the legs and tie off behind the back.
Tired of sitting on them, the old man tucked his balls behind his back into a full reverse fanny pack.
by Skeelow Green June 14, 2017
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Upstairs Fanny Pack

The use of a woman's brassiere as a holder of various items such as keys, cards, cash, etc in lieu of carrying a handbag.
Barbara slipped her room key in the ol' upstairs fanny pack and went down to dinner.
by m0thra April 30, 2023
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fanny pack five

A group who's actions are very often the definition of standardized deviance.
When I couldn't find my teaching notes my first thought was, "Ugh, the fanny pack five struck again".
by anoneomas March 22, 2019
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Prison fanny pack

A portable harry ass for any time discreet fucking.
Timmy busy with that damn prison fanny pack again.
by Greekgod311 February 4, 2020
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Fanny pack

A group of wastemen driving a batty waggon
Mate don't start with me, at least I aint part of your fanny pack
by Lip noodle October 3, 2017
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fanny pack

Damn! Clay your mom's got a nice fanny pack!
by PapaPoirier December 9, 2016
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