The Tina Facial

When you cum on someone's face, and the cum extends from the corner of the mouth to the ear. Thus, resembling Tina Fey's scar.

Troy: "I was trying to cum in her mouth, but I missed!" Rick: "Where did it go?" Troy:"I gave her the Tina Facial!"

by rockdr October 20, 2009

Booker-Facing

When you act surprised when somebody tells you something you already learned via facebook stalking.

Guy 1: Hey man Lisa was just telling me about how she went to Cancun this summer.

Guy 2: Dude haven't you looked at her Cancun photo album like 9 times?

Guy 1: Yeah but I couldn't let her know that, so I was booker-facing like a boss

by Friendddd September 11, 2011

Buttery Facial

1. When you give someone a facial (that is, treat or serve them) and it's all smooth hence buttery. Giving someone a buttery facial may include, but is not limited to: using large, sophisticated words; being very clever and well thought out; and may take a few good seconds for the average person to understand.

2. When you spread butter on someone's face for whatever reason.

1. Damn, he gave me an uber buttery facial. It was really well thought out and it used all these big words like "incomparable." It really made me feel bad... :(

2. I was really bored so I decided to spread butter all over my face. I gave myself a buttery facial.

by Agloerxdjorn January 31, 2010

e-facial

an email sent to a large group of people that on the surface seems altruistic, but upon closer reflection, belies the sender's self-love; i.e. essentially ejaculating onto the faces of his intended readers

Q: did you see DJAlibi's latest e-facial about matching our donations to XX charity?
A: Yes, and my eye still stings and I think some of it got in my hair.

by ripapart February 11, 2010

polymeric falcighol derivation

A complex algorithm that is often associated with the Marina Web (Level 5 Web); needed to access said web. The Marina Web is the deepest part of the internet and is only rumored to exist. (It has been said that 80% of the Internet exists here.) It has been called the "Vatican Secret Archives" of the web. Containing archives of Historical documents, Government secrets, plans, records, ETC... However the computing power/knowledge needed to process and compute the algorithm is quantum computing. Which is still in its early stages and takes use of the quantum-mechanical phenomena. Many often write it off as a hoax however no evidence proofing or dis-proofing exists. An anomaly was discovered by super deep web scans in the early 2000's.

The Polymeric Falcighol Derivation is a quantum algorithm used for quantum computing.

by 11.3500° N, 142.2000° E February 24, 2015

facialized

to cum on ones face

He facialized her last night.

by hottyb April 10, 2016

Facial Bird Bath

A Facial bird bath is when a person performs cunnilingus on said woman and she has a female ejaculation (squirt) on said person's face. Hence, like a bird in a bird bath flopping away in the mixture of vaginal fluid and urine.

Do I need to draw a picture? Try it and you will now what a facial bird bath is from now on....

by A guy from brooklyn September 23, 2009