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Christian Faker

1) Any Christian you meet anywhere

2) Anyone that goes to a church building (regardless of denomination) and have sing-a-longs about how good everything is and then sit through a lecture of the same kind.

3) Anyone who bases everything that they do or don't do, from the book called the Bible (which is the equivalent to the Koran for the Islamic religion, or the Book of Mormon to the Mormons). Also, if they talk to someone who DOESN'T know or believe what THEY believe, that someone is a lost soul.

4) The person who talks to you about how their belief is the right way and everyone should believe the same way or else it is said that one will go to hell (a place that is described as a place of eternal torture and pain).
Christian Faker: This morning in church, the pastor read this real awesome passage from 1 Thessalonians that read...

Friend: You know, I came here to hangout, not be preached at, ok?

Christian Faker: But I really want you to hear this; it so spoke to me...but alright.
by Dave The Symphony May 18, 2011
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Mother Faker

1) This phrase is another way of saying mother fucker.

2) Saying someone is a fake mother.

3) Another way of saying someone is faking somthing.
1)Oh you mother faker.

2)Shit you aint my mom you mother faker!

3)Son you a little mother faker.
by JRR [Slick] December 22, 2008
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personality faker

a person who copies your taste in music, clothes, makeup, hair, style, etc. and fakes their own real personality because they're jealous or want to be friends with you
me: i really like punk rock
personality faker: omf same!!!!
me: name 1 punk rock band
personality faker: mmm 5SOS?
by no snitchin November 2, 2014
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Facebook faker

An individual who in real life is quiet, has no confidence and no self esteem .. But when they go onto facebook they change, they become all 'fun', 'exciting'.

But really their not.
____ says what to do what to do. man, i hate having nothing to do. i get bored easily and annoy people. am i annoying you right now am i??

_____ just took the wrapper off a Creme Egg without ripping it!! Booyaaaaaaaa!

shit like that

Nigga: "yo man, why r there so many facebook faker's about?"

Reply: "fuck noes, lets kill them all"

Nigga: "aite, lets do it"
by LoWriDeRq24354354 February 17, 2010
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boobie faker

n. A man who adds breasts to his physical appearance artificially, e.g. through the use of a bra.
by The Grammar Nazi January 19, 2002
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Serial Faker

A woman who is prone to faking orgasms
During the divorce proceedings, my ex confessed that she was a serial faker. I then regretted never having donkey slapped her.
by Goldar Marshall January 30, 2008
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swine faker

A person who when in public hacks,coughs,sniffles and or sneezes in hopes to act swine flu infected and thus keep everyone who really does have the flu away.
1.) I went to the market today and in order to keep people with the swine flu away I was a swine faker. I was fake sneezing and coughing left and right. You know they're most contagious before they even show symptoms!!

2.)I've remained healthy all year! Thank god I'm a good swine faker!
by KTWIZZLE November 9, 2009
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