fstarck

An edited form of fuck when you are in situations where you can't swear.

pronounced fah-star-k

Babysitting...
Guy on phone: What the fstarck did you do that for?
Other line: fstarck?
Guy on phone: Yeah man, I'm watching a 5 year old...

by J_Dizzle October 11, 2008

Fastard

Short for "Fucking Bastard"

Jack: Sorry dawg, I can't go hand wit you guys tonight. My parents are being fastards.
Cole: No prob holmes, we'll see ya next week then.

by Perennialartist January 15, 2006

Fistage

adj. slang
1.Total domination.
2.When someone receives a fist in the anus and thrusts in and out.

"We sure beat that team, it was total fistage"
"The gay man was aroused at the thought of fistage"

by Andrew Wong January 22, 2004

fistake

From the words fucking and mistake, the word fistake means when a guy/girl has sexual intercourse with another guy/girl when they are drunk. The next morning when they realize who they just slept with they realize the just made a fistake.

Kelsey was drunk and fucked Nate, in the morning when she came to it, she realized how big of a fistake she had just made.

by imadeafistake March 30, 2010

festa

a girl who is either really nasty (un-hygenic) or who you have no interest in, or both. especially applies if that girl is way too into you or pitifully desperate. comes from verb:Festering see def.

man that festa courtney keeps calling me.

ugh, sorry dude that girl is butt nasty, just keep ignoring her and she'll get the message.

doubt it, she keeps showing up at my HOUSE man.

ew.

by lemurpie August 7, 2008

festa

Festa is a very rare disease only found in the Miami suburb of Hialeah. Particularly the area surrounding, but not limited to, Hialeah Senior High. Although there is some speculation as to how one can contract it, scientist believe it is via coming in contact with bodily fluids such as skeet and feces. The disease goes through 79 stages before finally killing the victim in agonizing fashion, usually with the genitalia of the victim falling off.

As of 2006, there is only one known victim in the United States.

Boy: I have stage 69 Festa.
Girl: So all your pubes fell off?
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: Damn.

by MAFHialeah November 5, 2006

Fistatron

Barbed Arch nemisis of Porn Bear. Mechanical being used to initiate new members into the cult of the "porn bear". Leaves you with a red box. See www.pornbear.co.uk

"I'd like to jpin the porn bear cult"
"Okay I'll get the Fistatron out"
"Nice one Springbean"

by felchmeister General October 22, 2003