Dora the Explorer

A 4 or 5 year old drunken "explorer" who can't tell left from right or up from down. She has a monkey who is her companion and a backpack. The monkey's name is Boots. He doesn't stop complaining the WHOLE episode. He makes people throw rocks at the screen! Now, the backpack is also annoying. It gets the map out and then the map starts screaming "I'M THE MAP" 50 million times until your ears are bleeding. Then it shows you 3 locations. Only 3! How gay. Then you are asked how to get there and you have to scream into the TV just so the map can hear you.
When Dora is on her adventure she runs into Swiper The Fox He'll steal something and then Dora will act all "mature".
She'll point at him like a homo and scream "Swiper No Swiping!" until you scream"Shut up you butt!" Then Swiper gets all sad and says "Aw man!" Then he snaps his fingers.
Dora is not educational. At all.

Dora: Come on! Let's explore!
Swiper: I got ya map!
Dora: SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Swiper: *snaps* Aw man!

Dora the Explorer sucks.

by xoxotilatequilafanxoxo January 27, 2008

internet explorer

Us. We are internet explorers

Me:"Hey Sam, we're internet explorers."
Sam:"Dear god"

by awaffleduck July 3, 2014

Internet Explorer

The browser to use if you want a computer full of evil spyware.

I just love a slow browser. That's why I use Internet Explorer.

by Frogbutt November 30, 2004

Internet Explorer

A security-hole riddled, god-awful web browser bundled with Microsoft Windows. Alternatively known as Idiot Exploiter, it looks like complete crap compared to better, more secure browsers such as Mozilla Firefox.

Internet Explorer sucks.

by Alias February 18, 2005

AOL Explorer

A cheap additional web browser packaged with select AOL (see shit) deals that never works. In addition to never working, it will always pop up 1 to 28 error reports, along with its IM counterpart.

Me: I got it to work once surprisingly, maybe it was feeling generous. Either way, it's pissing me off, why doesn't ever work.

Some dude: You're plan is dumb, it's an AOL Explorer.

by Yep Nope September 25, 2005

Internet explorer

See shit. Only function in life to be used to Download a new Browser & OS.

"I have to go take an IE."

by Jesus February 7, 2005

internet explorer

1. a browser based on ancient techbology

2. aside from downloading {firefox} the only thing it's good for is testing webpages

1. when was the last time they updated IE? the 30s?

2. I have to make sure my webpages work in IE because there are alot of idiots

by Chipface March 11, 2005