exercise

To smoke weed or get high

Do you want to exercise with us?

by dbktmx21 December 10, 2009

Ball pits exercise

The act of washing just the balls, ass crack and arm pits. These areas are typically the strongest sources of body odor.

I think I need a shower. I was at a friend's house all weekend and only did the ball pits exercise.

by Malcoholic April 29, 2009

Bed exercises

sex

"your cat looks hot" "you should have bed exercises with it"

by Axxerano October 18, 2014

exercise brain

The stupidness that occurs during and after intense physical activity, where the body's limited bloodflow is directed towards the muscles instead of the brain.

I tried to unlock the wrong car in the gym car-park today. Severe case of exercise brain.

by someGuy April 7, 2015

Exercise Shrinkage

When the male Penis shrinks due to Intense athletic work.

My workout was intense this morning. I stripped naked after working out and my penis looked horrible... Exercise Shrinkage it's not a myth...

by Word assembly worker #45 June 7, 2018

exercise

printing it out and bringing it over during the 40 minutes so I have the bare minimum of an excuse if anyone asks With the GPU of course

Get that gooooooooooodddd exercise

by LordMace December 7, 2020

Exercise

Exercise is only good if it makes you happy. If you're happy with who you are the way you are, without having to change, that matters more than looking a certain way. If you work out because somebody else thinks you should diet, change, or look a certain way, it's no good. The point of exercise is to improve/maintain your physical mobility mostly (for doing what you love to do in life), not to look like something from a magazine cover. There's a difference between loving yourself and being in love with yourself, so when someone tries to tell you that being okay with the way you are without changing is narcissism, let them know if they had any heart they would look you in the eye when they said it instead of their eyes darting around the room at everyone and everything else.

Exercise is not a bad thing or a punishment, getting an ass whooping is a punishment, though it's mild compared to medieval torture. Still, if exercise becomes something you no longer enjoy, at least you don't have to do it if you don't really want to.

by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022