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excuse juice

Any drink used to get a woman drunk enough for sex.
After a few glasses of excuse juice, she'll do just about anything.
by D.M.L January 21, 2008
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Troll Excuse

The term used when someone purposely makes a rather retarded remark and when later realizes his/her mistake then claims he/she was Trolling
Person 1: 2+2=4
Person 2: no its totali 2+2=5 u stupid
Person 1 large argument over it
Person 2 realizes his mistake
Person 2 utilizes the Troll Excuse manuever
Person 2: i was jus trolling u lol!
by Tenkarinku May 10, 2011
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Excuse Me

A term over used by Vickie Guerrero. As said in her whiny high pitched voice on WWE's Raw and Smackdown,
Fans: BOOOOOOOOOO
Vickie: EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME!!
Fans: BOOOOOOO!!!!
Vickie: I SAID EXCUSE ME! I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY! EXCUSE ME!!!
by BallnBoy April 7, 2009
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excuse hole

Your mouth where all the fucking excuses come from
Oh my god you didn't do it well enough

God damn shut your excuse hole you blithering idiot
by Goh nakhor October 1, 2018
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Mutually Excusive

Two statements are mutual excusives (and hence, mutually excusive) if they are each given as excuses as to why one can't take part in the other, whilst hiding one's genuine plans.
Sarah: "Sorry Dave, I can't come to the cinema with you later, because I told Louise that we'd have a girls' night in."

Then later,

Sarah: "Sorry Louise, I can't come to girls' night, I promised Dave that I'd go to the cinema with him."

Thus, "going to the cinema with Dave" and "having a girl's night in with Louise" are mutually excusive.
by JTFYM December 4, 2012
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Excuse-Movie

Can mean several things:

1) A movie that is right on the cusp of being taken out of theaters.

2) A terrible or less than enjoyable movie you can view at home.

Both have the same purpose. To create a backdrop to either making out, talking, or a friendly get-together. The former of which is the most common.
"Hey man, i'm taking this girl out to see Madagascar 3!"

"What? In early August? Dude, that is such an Excuse-Movie now. What are you really planning on doing?"

"...possibly getting my hand down her pants..."

"Yeah, have fun with that while Katy Perry is blasting in the background."
by Pelican501 September 6, 2012
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deadpool excuse

Lying to a girl when breaking up you have cancer and that you don't want to ruin her life at your expense.
"Hey what happened to that girl you were dating?"

"I ended it using the deadpool excuse, so i got off scot free.
by lilengine April 25, 2017
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