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Ethiopia Table

Circa 1989-

Occurs at large family functions, when the normal-sized table does not adequately accomodate all diners. A small table is placed to the side, perhaps in another room entirely, and no one passes the food to that table, resulting in the starvation of diners seated at there.
Ex:

dad: How many of us are coming today?
grandma: Almost everyone, I had to set up the Ethiopia Table.
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fallopian ethiopian

i just made that up kinda but i think it should mean a black guy who is a bitch
by notafallopianeithiopian September 18, 2012
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ethiopian rave

when you fill a room with Ethiopian children and tape bread to the ceiling, causing them to jump up and down dancing
I just went to an ethiopian rave but all they served was bread.
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Ethiopian Eye Drop

This occurs when you release a massive amount of sperm into your sexual partner's eye(s).
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go ethiopian

to have either not eaten, drank, or bathed.
how was dinner?

we decided to go ethiopian

oh so you didnt eat?
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ethiopian can opener

a frozen log of human feces used to simulate a penis in sexual stimulation.
(frozen poo dildo)
i didn't have a dildo so i made an ethiopian can opener instead
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etzion'ed

when a person attempts to makes a international move in order to prevent an arrest for his participation in the production of child pornography but is caught en route with their pants down.

to cum onto yourself as a result of poor judgement or planning due to the extreme curvature of the situation.

an analogy to shoot yourself in the foot.

Named for an Israeli, David Etzion, fleeing prosecution in America but being arrested on landing for exposing himself to the minor next to him on the plane. Also, to reportedly have a severe case of Peyronie's disease, a severe curvature of the penis, which was later used to positively identify him in several POV style movies involving minors.
A:David tried to make an Intlmove but totally got etzion'ed when he got caught doing the no pants dance with the ten year old bird next to him.

B: Man, what a fuck up.

Prosecution: The angle of the dangle of David's penis was so great that he jizzed upon himself. Is that correct?

Witness: Yes, minute 4:34 is where David etzion'ed himself in the chest but doesn't even bother to wipe.
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