eternal september

Refers to the fall of 1994, when AOL let the great unwashed onto Usenet for the first time. Prior to 1994 Usenet experienced annual suckage in September when new college kids got Internet access for the first time and broke things. After the dawn of AOL-Usenet interconnectivity the suckage didn't stop until 2005 when AOL revoked Usenet access from its members. Now refers to any situation in which new users flood a community and destroy it.

Q: "Dude, what's up with all these noobs asking dumb questions on Usenet?"
A: "Eternal september, man"

by D4v30000 February 3, 2007

eternity

is neither here, nor there eternal in faith, our souls will pass into the circle...never ending, never beginning

i have a tattoo of eternity on my leg

by shim October 3, 2003

eternal virgin

Someone who plays fortnite

If you play fortnite the you’re an eternal virgin

by Beep beep man October 22, 2018

Eternal God Emperor Obama

A all powerful Nazi dictator of the United States of America. This person rules above all three branches of government.

Alex Jones was wrong. Eternal God Emperor Obama didn't take a third term, he created this office with a last minute executive order on 1/20/17.

by lolwut484793ue3j June 13, 2019

Eternal Ferret

A pathetic mammalian creature who attempted to challenge the Gods of the Internet, Clock Spider and Limecat. The threat posed by the ferret appeared to be sufficient for His Limeness and the spider to make a brief truce and take it on. As soon as the fight started, Eternal Ferret was distracted by the shininess of Clock Spider's severed ninth leg (mounted in the sky, of course). Limecat swiped him, and he was scattered into oblivion.

Eternal Ferret is dead, another notch in Limecat's lime.

by The High Priest of Limecat February 27, 2004

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

Charlie Kaufman's masterpiece. Every frame is a piece of art. One of the most honest portrayals of relationships from beginning to end. Deeply touching and ultimately amazing.

After watching Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, I felt like calling my ex up and crying.

by mrs. folds June 5, 2005

Eternal Wonderwall

In some not traditional cultures there is a step after death and before the final destination. This is called the Eternal Wonderwall. On the eternal 3 there are names in lines that tell you where you are headed for the rest of eternity. The possibilities are Heaven , Hell, Limbo and Purgatory. There is a reference to this in Wonderwall by Oasis.

He wondered where aunt bethany's name was at the Eternal Wonderwall during the funeral

by BoxedWINEtasteslikeCOMMUNION April 11, 2010