Eseta

That one Tongan gurl who can hit that dougie right
Eseta is such a hottie who is dating the HOt jock Jaydent

Eseta is a fit cheerleader who always loves Jayden

Eseta is that one gurl who can marry her dog

Eseta has the best friend group and the hottest friend/cousin she is also Tongan too

Horseeeeeee
Eseta is hot but have you seen her best friend 🥵🥵🥵
Alu kau kau eseta

by ISHIPTASKIAANDSAMUEL June 14, 2022

Pulled an Esteban

Curl up and fit into small spaces

I was playing the bacon game and I Pulled An Esteban to win a level

by Esteban123456 April 26, 2022

Esteban

A super awesome, caring and funny guy, who makes a great best friend, and is super easy to fall in love with, but for some reason, has very bad taste in girls. He is extremly hot, and many girls have a crush on him. He is often short (but sexy), has strong faith in God, and loves his mother. Alot.

Me: "I love you Esteban"
Esteban:"Like a best friend?"
Me: "...Sure."

by EpicuteKat November 24, 2010

Eyeball sex

When ever your eye's meat a hot girl/guy and you think about having sex with them. Very awkward situation to be in some my even pretend to text or talk to someone to avoid the awkwardness.

Me: Yo dude I just stared at Taylors eyes all the way down the hallway.

Friend: Dude you guys just had eyeball sex hardcore.

by JCTC September 9, 2010

eyeball

1) (vt) to stare at another with intent to threaten or insult

2) (vt) to measure by visual estimate

1) That bully eyeballs everyone like he wants to pick a fight.

2) How long is the hallway? About 10ft, just eyeballing it.

by falseprophetofthebeast August 15, 2009

Esteban

A man, whom, even when deceased, can activate the deepest desires of a woman's (or man's) heart. He may be unrecognizable and hideous at first, but once his face is revealed, he becomes a sex symbol whose impact lasts for generations to come.

Woman: Please, can we give Esteban a proper funeral? I never knew him, but he's just too sexy to throw away.
Man: Shut up, he's nothing special.
Woman: But have you seen his face?
Man: That is the sexiest man I have ever seen in my life. Let us surround him with good luck charms and plant fields of flowers in his honor!

by silverobscurity September 11, 2019

reckless eyeballin

When your girl is lookin at another mutha fucka like she wants to go home with him

yo man whats wrong with your girl.
she was out at the mall reckless eyeballin and I had to smack her ass up.

by Wishful Thinking December 18, 2005