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Auto Erotica Asphyxiation

Depriving the body of oxygen to increase the intensity of an orgasm obtained via autobating. Oxygen deprivation is often achieved by inhaling engine exhaust (diesel, gas or biogas) or that new/old car interior smell; sometimes achieved thru self-constriction with retractable seatbelts, sunroofs, windows, trunks, tailgates and adjustable lift kits (either simultaneously or successively). Procedure can be fatal (see: The Journal of Necktie and Radiator Fan Pleasure).
Sure the sound of my Honda’s bolt-on gives me a hard-on, but it’s the exhaust fumes that take my orgasms to the next level. Can I interest you in a little auto erotica asphyxiation after the prom?

It wasn’t until I found our neighbor’s son unconscious in our new BMW with a Road & Track in one hand, his knickers by his ankles and a smile on his face, that I realized it was his repeated auto erotica asphyxiation which was staining the car’s headliner.
by Nicholas Sarcasmy August 22, 2010
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erotica

you were clearly looking for some kind of porn, but you sick fuck failed and forgot that you switched tabs from deviantart
ok were is some erotica? OH SHIT THIS ISNT DEVIANT ART
by SUPFUKERS November 25, 2019
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Ebonically correct

1. A word or phrase spoken according to the proper standard of the ghetto slang of inner city urban people predominantly of African American descent. 2. Speaking the African American English slang dialect, Ebonics, in a politically correct manner of it's standards. When one is Ebonically correct he should be able to communicate in the Hood effectively. This could very in correctness from Hood to Hood. The origin of the word Ebonics is Ebony which means black. It's place of origin is Oakland, CA.
You should speak in ebonically correct terms when you go across town to cop some skunk bud from the black dealers.
by Demicci D. Dior-Britt May 25, 2013
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autonomous erotica

A person who pleasures himself in a self-driving (autonomous) vehicle. You don't have to hold the steering wheel, so you have two free hands. autoerotica, masturbation, touching oneself, self-pleasure, handjob, auto, car, Google, Google car, Apple car, autonomous vehicle, self-driving, autojacking
I now know why all of these researchers want to go on all of these autonomous vehicle test drives alone. It's called autonomous erotica. Yikes!
by joecoolthefool April 20, 2016
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tentacle erotica

Weird Japanese porn showing a woman having sex with an octopus.
"Dude, I saw some hardcore tentacle erotica last night and now I can't even THINK about calamari without getting a boner!"
by DireDawa April 30, 2014
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ayesha erotica AMEOWLAN

ayesha erotica is top 10 AMEOWLAN member iconic and is about to make a comeback called lick on the dizk
ayesha erotica AMEOWLAN is top 10 AMEOWLAN member
by Binnietheeameowlan December 18, 2021
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Eroticasaurus

Americas sexiest dinosaur
Did you know that the Eroticasaurus had to catch and make love with over 1000 kilograms of sexy dinosaurs every hour to continue breathing due to its respiratory system being directly linked to its reproductive organs?
No I didn't know that, thank you television's Bill Nye.
by crumblyCake July 23, 2016
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