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emergency contraceptive

1.
Extra condoms (often kept in a backpack, briefcase, or vehicle trunk)

2.
A Left Hand and truecrypt porn volume can quickly relieve blue balls with zero potential conception, but high potential for sexual escalation.

3.
technology with the potential to PREVENT conception (sperm penetrating ovum, the engendering of pregnancy), includes: condoms, spermicide, careful anal sex, masturbation. Any technology willfully killing the zygote is infanticide and in no way whatsoever contraceptive.

4.
One cannot un-ring the bell: don't tap the bell.
Should Mike's flavor of the week be set to fornicate but have no condom between them he could grab his strip of emergency contraceptives from the dick vapor protected gym bag in his car before becoming a Violently Orgasming Obsessed Dick Once Hard animal mindlessly fucking through the strip in one afternoon.

Because all the high school freshman practiced at the same time, the girls on the court adjacent to the guys, the girls could see how well hung Shawn was his long thick dick flopping as he ran without compression shorts. With ample daily offers for good head and more after practice-, on study dates-, and amid the parties amplifying rife lust he used Masturbation As Contraception, the only 100% efficatious emergency contraceptive, lest girls hungering for big cock succeed tempting him to let them ride his cock.

Though Dravin longed to Fuck to Balls Empty during awesomely stimulating Girlfriend Anal Sex (contraceptive if pussy above the anal jizz leakage path) he needed more snug fitting condoms having fucked through all emergency contraceptives but the magnums which were far too lose. Thankfully he had stroke 29 for weeks of solo fuck replay. High school's zero refractory Masturbating Always Daily multiples now inaccessible he yearned to be able to achieve a dozen weekly orgasms. It is his richly visual fantasizing masturbatory fuck replay that escalates his craving her ass above all else, limiting instant gratification.
by coitus U January 9, 2013
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Urbandictionary Emergency

When someone tells you a slang term on i.m on myspace and do not know what it means so you quickly go to urbandictionary.com and look it up, hence urbandictionary emergency.
Rick:hey look at my new picture
Sally:Sure, go look at mine, pc4pc?
Rick: *oh shit what the fuck is pc4pc, oh noes urbandictionary emergency!

Sally:you still there
Rick: yeah, okay ill go comment now.*wow what a urbandictionary emergency.
by Peterismyname November 24, 2009
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chair eater

Someone who always gets the lyrics wrong to every song. Not to mention the think its funny. Most annoying person in the world.

-Blue Octopus
wow that guy is so anoying. He totaly a chair eater.

-Blue Octopus
by Blue Octopus March 14, 2017
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emergency escort

Being behind a fire truck, police car, or ambulance when they are going to an emergency and and driving full speed behind them without traffic.
Guy 1: "Hey I thought you were going to be late with all the traffic."

Guy 2: "Yeah lucky for me there was a firetruck in front of me so I got an emergency escort."
by RyGuy93 April 3, 2009
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emerald city

by KRHimself August 21, 2004
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cum eater

Is a female who love to eat and swallow as much cum as she can.
a female who loves to eat cum out of the pussy of another female after a gang bang
Last night after Jens Gang bang she had cum all over her and in her pussy. Sarah made sure to lick up all the cum off her body and pussy. sarah is sych a cum eater
by slutfriend July 30, 2009
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Picky Eater

A person that is adverse to a wide variety of foods; additionally picky eaters often display an unwillingness to try new foods, or any food that contains even a small amount of a food they do not like.
Sally won't eat broccoli because she hates green vegetables she is such a picky eater. Bill won't eat that it has onions in it he is such a picky eater.
by Youkai Touzoku October 26, 2009
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