Midget errands

When "little people" have to run errands in the real world.

Aw she's running little midget errands

by Kinny/Kenneth July 10, 2011

fool's errand

Sent to or set out on a task which ultimately has no purpose or likelihood of success.
Discovering as much.

"Damn, we drove all the way to Jackies place only to find she'd gone down to ours!"

by Container October 12, 2003

errands

A term used to tell your buddies what's goin down, without telling them the entire story, which will be described in detail at a later date.

"Hey Garrett, where did you run off to before class today? You were like 30 minutes late and the teacher got pissed...."

"I just had to run some errands"

"I see.....i hope you made sure that cute clerk at Vons properly bag your polish sausage"

by cali_blake December 31, 2007

ehram

The ultimate being. The mountain dew and doritoes mlg pro. Always extremely attractive and gets all the hoes. All his friends want to be him and all the hoes want him. He is the ULTIMATE HUMAN

Ehram is the best, no one is better than him. Man, I really want to be him.

by Epic gamer bro 3000 April 19, 2018

Errand shirt

A shirt worn to give the appearance of being older than the wearer actually is. Often used to purchase alcohol, or get into clubs, etc.

Tom: Hey Mike can you get us some beer for the party?
Mike: Sure just let me go get my errand shirt.

by Jake "Hairy" S June 28, 2008

e-errand

Running errands online, such as shopping or paying bills.

"I'm heading to the coffee shop for an hour to get online and run some e-errands."

by PeggyKJ January 29, 2012

Errand

Something parents say when they will be gone for a long time.

(ex:They go and hang out with someone for 3 hours and then go to the store for 1 hour)

I'll be back soon hun I have to run an errand!

by Kenxiexo December 19, 2016