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nine to five ham and egger

a non-stand out, common person. Derived from the job hours of a typical office drone often enjoys a pedestrian ham and egg breakfast at Denny's.
Hells yeah that's my mansion. What do you think I am some kind of nine to five ham and egger?
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Dead Egger

A person, typically female, who consciously decides to not have children, who as they grow closer to middle age becomes increasingly bitter, angry and misanthropic towards all signs of affection, especially public displays. Absolutely hates children, hates marriage and hates people in loving happy relationships. Not all Wine Aunts will become Dead Eggers but all Dead Eggers were once Wine Aunts.
"Hey, my girl and I were out and she started kissing me and then this Dead Egger started tripping. Started yelling at us about making out in public. Crazy motherfucking Dead Eggers, man"
by HeavyHebrew December 20, 2019
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Egbert

The right testicle of a normal male. This name was created in 1779 when President George Washington thought it unfair that the "left nut" received so much attention.
"His egbert never descended."


"He bet his left nut, but ended up losing his egbert, too."
by Shanda L. Ear August 17, 2008
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ham and egger

An amateur. Primarily and athlete, posing as a professional, but not quite up to that caliber. It's a slurred, "code" name for Amateur. Hence: Am - A - Teur = Ham -And - Egger.
1940's Ringside Announcer: "This guy's just a hamneggr (ham and egger)."
by Kent james March 2, 2010
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eggbert

excellent toy catalog that ships monthly
Holy shit the eggbert catalog is here
by Crixxx February 29, 2008
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June Egbert

June Egbert is the first character introduced in the webcomic homestuck. She is canonically transfem and also very awesome!
Person 1: June Egbert is my favorite homestuck character!!! She is so cool, and also very pretty! Her being trans is so cool, and I’m so proud of her!
by Roxy Lalondoe October 26, 2020
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Eggbertlicious

That bitch Fergie is Eggbertlicious.
by Pingwan June 22, 2015
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