Eggsalad Weekend

To describe a weekend in which you did nothing worth mentioning, such as "Making an eggsalad Sandwich"

In reference to Andy from 40 Year Old Virgin.

"Hey what did you do this weekend"

"Oh man, Nothing much, it was another eggsalad weekend."

by reginacarla January 20, 2009

Eggplant

A man's mascot.

A male's symbol is an eggplant.

by JustARandomUser August 12, 2020

eggplant emoji

A big ole purple deek🍆️🍆️🍆️

Bobby P: "Who wants my eggplant emoji tonight???"😉️

Angel T: "Oh I do, give it to me (sexually) DADDY!!!"

by Fettygod October 5, 2016

Eggplant

Eggplant is what people use to text the dick emoji.

girl 1 in text: Hey i want to see a eggplant pic
Guy 1: oh yeah girl. (send pick of his dick)
Girl 1: Omg your so cute

by lovelife07 June 3, 2019

GoGuardian Eggplant_Happying

When the BIG 404 drops in front of the raccoon in the Error 404 page, which you record on youtube or stuff like that.

Person 1: Hey, Person 2, you were late to work today, were you stuck in traffic?
Person 2: No, I was GoGuardian Eggplant_Happying. Check out my newest video.

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 April 5, 2021

Eggplanting

When a guy is planting his sperm into a girl either willingly or unwillingly.

Guy: Im 'bout to start Eggplanting all inside of you!
Girl: Go ahead i want you to!

by KaliVali June 10, 2009

eggplant

a food that nobody fucking eat

"what are you eating"
"eggplant that I only fucking eat no one else"

by amandamaejean January 10, 2016