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Eragon

Verb: To steal an already respected piece of art and turn it into a piece of degenerate garbage.

Noun: 1) A a piece of degenerative garbage often derived from an already respected piece of art,
2) A stereotypical weak and angsty hero.
3) An adolescent male that dreams of riding Dragons and saving princesses.
4) A male highschool idiot that things he's tough but gets beaten up by jocks every day. Still he hangs onto the delusion that people think he's cool.
5) An Epic Failure
Verb:

''Star Wars got Eragoned by Christopher Paulini. He's such a plagiarising loser!''

Noun:
1) ''Eldest is an Eragon of The Empire Strikes Back.''
2) ''Bek Rowh from The Voyage of the Jerle Shannara is such an Eragon''
3) ''John dreams of riding Dragons - What. An. Eragon.''
4) ''Haha, John got beaten up by Damien yesterday. He's such a mothafucking Eragon.''
5) ''Louis got pwnt in that debate with James yesterday. He's such an Eragon.''
by AndrewParis October 26, 2009
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Eragon

A mediocre book, a shitty film and a game straight from the very depths of hell itself.
The book is kind of entertaining for a little while, despite the fact that the story ripped off a mix of Lord of the Rings and Star Wars, with forgettable characters and a lack of originality (The main character's name was the word "Dragon" with the first letter changed. Go figure). It really showed that it was written by a teenager. The plot is easily predictable but it's fine for when you just want a easy, slightly shoddy book to read.

The film is bad. Lifeless and at times a bit silly, the best thing in it is the visual effects. And, of course, the same flaws in the story of the book.
The game is terrible. You cannot upgrade anything, change anything and it's so repetitive I think I actually lost a lot of my brain cells from it. The graphics are rivaled only by video games of the cretaceous period.
Give the book a try if you really want to.
Avoid the film.
Buy the game and burn it to rid the world of this abomination.
I bet I get a load of down votes from Eragon fans now. Well, apparently some people have not read a decent book in a while.
by CLRB October 23, 2011
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Eragon

\air-uh-GON; air-A-gawn\, verb.
# Reproducing or recreating in a new medium a known, loved, or respected piece of work in an unflattering or shoddy manner.

# Wasting of talent, resources, money, or time.

# To make a gross or stupid mistake, esp. through carelessness or mental confusion.

# To reduce to ruin, devastate, destroy, injure irretrievably, shatter, or lay waste to (a thing).
"Did you hear that Ice Capades is going to eragon On the Waterfront?"

"Hiring Jack Nicholson to do OSHA films sounds fun, but it would eragon both his time and our budget."

"I hope Britney doesn't eragon again and forget to put on underpants."

"Michael Richards may very well have eragoned his career."
by Devin Olson December 17, 2008
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ebagging

A term used to describe the act of suddenly dropping your sack (testicles) in front of a web camera to an unsuspecting viewer on the other end. The person performing the act usually comes from behind the camera and squats over it so their testicles dangle with the utmost droop-age.
I was totally Skyping with my boyfriend last night and he told me he needed to step away for a second. Next thing I knew he was totally ebagging me! I thought it was aliens for a second, but nope, they were his humungous balls right in my face.
by DroopyBallsAC October 29, 2012
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enraged

Any show of extreme emotion.

Ex., Sadness, Happy, Anger, etc.
1. a."Look she's crying"
b."YO BITCH WHY SO ENRAGED?"

2. a."I'm getting an (insert current fad object) YAY!"
b."Stop being enraged."

3. a."I HATE YOU."
b."Enrage less?"
by Mr. Salix July 29, 2008
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enrage

veL-eN^RaGe enraged veL-Dashex when he owned his ass on ut2k4
by Peter January 5, 2005
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eBagged

The act of having a persons electronic device, such as a computer, laptop or cellphone tea bagged.
"John just eBagged my laptop, now i'm having a terrible time trying to get the lint off my screen."
by Skunty October 27, 2007
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