Eat a bowl of dicks....phrase means...put a pile of random penises in your mouth.... Bitch.
Variation...eat a whole bowl of dicks......Please place a whole pile penises in your word hole, by means of a bowl.
Variation...eat a whole bowl of dicks......Please place a whole pile penises in your word hole, by means of a bowl.
Used in a sentence
Hey asshole......eat a bowl of dicks.
Mikey was an insulant prick last night and I told him to eat a whole bowl of dicks.
Hey asshole......eat a bowl of dicks.
Mikey was an insulant prick last night and I told him to eat a whole bowl of dicks.
by Wolf balls. September 18, 2012

also known as "eat a bowl", when some frustrates you so much that there is nothing else u can tell them.
by walking goddess October 20, 2013

A colloquialism expressing rejection of a person or idea based on it's merits. Usually in response to a disparaging remark, or as a derogatory characterization of the subject.
by hawleyal July 25, 2011

Literally, to consume a bag full of food from Dick's Drive In, usually 5 fries to one burger.
In Seattle, "Eat a bag of Dicks" might be taken as a lunch suggestion instead of a deadly insult.
In Seattle, "Eat a bag of Dicks" might be taken as a lunch suggestion instead of a deadly insult.
Frank: Damn I'm hungry, let's break for lunch.
Paul in Accounting shouts out: Hey frank, go eat a bag of Dicks!
Frank: Sure, I haven't had Dicks in a while, there's one on Broadway - great fries!
Paul in Accounting shouts out: Hey frank, go eat a bag of Dicks!
Frank: Sure, I haven't had Dicks in a while, there's one on Broadway - great fries!
by Tarrak November 2, 2010

something my gay friend joel says when he is displeased with something or annoyed or sometimes his gay ass just says it for no reason,,,, ily Joel bahahahahaha
me: hey joel communisum
Joel: eat my entire dick and ass
me: is eating
Joel: can i have some?
me: no
Joel: eat my entire dick and ass
Joel: eat my entire dick and ass
me: is eating
Joel: can i have some?
me: no
Joel: eat my entire dick and ass
by YOURFRENDSHAYLA September 14, 2018

by fancyfuckface69 June 3, 2019

1) A exclamation used when someone does or says something so idiotic that they deserve to consume an entire sack of mens's penises.
2) The appropriate response when someone's logic and reasoning are so flawless that any other response would seem foolish.
3) What to say when someone says something that in any way displeases you and you want them to know how much you hate them.
2) The appropriate response when someone's logic and reasoning are so flawless that any other response would seem foolish.
3) What to say when someone says something that in any way displeases you and you want them to know how much you hate them.
1) Dipshit: ERRR, look at me! I got recon! Im so fucking cool and shit!
Regular guy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
2) Guy1: You sir, are a fucking useless, insufferable, and backstabbing piece of shit.
Guy2: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
3) Smart kid: Hey Billy, what did you get on the math test?
Billy: I failed
Smart kid: Well, i got an A+
Billy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
Regular guy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
2) Guy1: You sir, are a fucking useless, insufferable, and backstabbing piece of shit.
Guy2: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
3) Smart kid: Hey Billy, what did you get on the math test?
Billy: I failed
Smart kid: Well, i got an A+
Billy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
by The Leedale March 7, 2009
