An elementary school in Federal Way, Washington. A school that is a split level and has a large field and playground in the back. The school averages about 380 students and serves as a PK-5. The minority enrollment is usually between 60-70 percent which is pretty good country-wise but may be low for the area of federal way which is extremely diverse. The student-teacher ratio is 16:1 which is better than that of the district. The student population is usually around 50-55 percent female and 45-50 percent male. The school averages around 24 full-time teachers 1 full-time school counselor.
wow! Green Gables Elementary has been helping my kids reading skills a lot lately.
Why does Green Gables keep getting called Green Gayballs by the kids? I don't get it?
Why does Green Gables keep getting called Green Gayballs by the kids? I don't get it?
by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021
Get the Green Gables Elementarymug. A school that could’ve cared less about their students up until they got in trouble a few years ago for having mold in their school’s walls. They also have a creepy ass principal who still dresses like she is a business woman in the 80s; she also dyes her hair black and hasn’t changed her hair style in 7 years. All the parents of the students are either rednecks, parents who couldn’t give two shits, or over protective parents who make their kids watch kids YouTube till 8th grade.
Person1 “ what elementary school did you go to?”
Person2: “Mountain View Elementary ”
Person1: “THATS WHY YOU STILL WATCH THEM SLIME VIDEOS”
Person2: “Mountain View Elementary ”
Person1: “THATS WHY YOU STILL WATCH THEM SLIME VIDEOS”
by Ricebitch100 April 1, 2019
Get the Mountain View Elementarymug. The most useless school ever to exist on the earth. Full of brats and saucy youngsters. Some rude ass teachers along with a train wreck of a gym teacher.
by VapeOnGary6969 December 24, 2018
Get the St.Bernards Elementary Schoolmug. The most hood school there ever was. Located in Wausau, Wisconsin JM plays host to the most vicious games of tackle football east of the Mississippi. World renowned for the tremendous amount of gangsta ass G's it produces. If you went to John Marshall Elementary you know what's up.
teacher: Welcome to middle school! What school do you come from?
new kid: John Marshall Elementary
teacher: Here's my lunch money, just don't hurt me!
new kid: John Marshall Elementary
teacher: Here's my lunch money, just don't hurt me!
by Three sheets to the wind March 14, 2010
Get the John Marshall Elementarymug. After gathering enough courage, going to take a shit in the school bathroom and older kids walk in and bust in the stall door then begin to laugh at you while you are left motionless with a turd hanging out of your ass.
Adam: Dude i went to take a poo during study hall and some senior kicked in the door and laughed at me.
Kevin: Damn dude you got some Elementary Anal Scrutiny right there.
Kevin: Damn dude you got some Elementary Anal Scrutiny right there.
by The Juice 47 May 13, 2009
Get the Elementary Anal Scrutinymug. Everyone thinks they’re the shit until they realize they’re still in 5th grade. 6th date each other almost every week and get broken up every week. Each day there is even more drama than the last and everyone is always super dramatic.
by Ps2Abbachio November 20, 2019
Get the Magnolia Elementary Schoolmug. The Best Elementary school in the entire Kent School District during the 2014 - 2016 time frame due to the fights that occurred, the funny things that happened during class, and the majority of students who were 4th - 6th grade during that time, are now considered “lit” in middle school and high school. Those who didn’t go there are imagining how fun it must’ve been and those who went to that school during that time period are wishing that it never ended.
“Bro, in 6th grade you should’ve went to Cedar Valley Elementary School back in 2016. We had all the lit people over there.”
by Teryisspam January 9, 2019
Get the Cedar Valley Elementarymug.