Dumbfuck alert

When Jordan Irwin plops around the corner

Oh guys, dumbfuck alert, small dick is finally here.

by onehundred445 January 27, 2019

Dumbfuckpie

It refers to a person who is unaware of how amazing and cool they are because their obsession with boys and unicorns take up all their time leaving her with no time for self-love and self-positivity. Also, these people are extremely stubborn, blonde, flexible and in most cases Russian. For these reasons and more, a dumbfuckpie is irresistible to most English teachers especially if their name is Tom.

"Yo that girl has a really cute cat with her, do you think I should go and ask her out?"
"Yes bro, let's just hope that she is not a dumbfuckpie and that her cat is already married to a French cat"

by VVVaria April 9, 2019

dumbfuckphobia

A phobia dedicated to Izzi.

"Izzi there are no guides to help your social incompetence."
"Wait that's dumbfuckphobia!"

by Ballsdomesticdoofus December 7, 2019

dumbfuckishness

(adj, n)
DUMB AS FUCK. absolutely no control over stupidity.

Person 1: "You know how that guy Harry at work? Yeah, well he's been saying random shit and has been doing that for a week and a half now!! What's wrong with him?"

Person 2: "Simple. He has a mild case of dumbfuckishness."

by thecoomster January 10, 2021

Dumbfuckenate

Taking an otherwise intelligent conversation piece and rendering it completely stupid.

Pete's discussion on the weakening economy was spot-on, until Kareem had to dumbfuckenate the talks by mentioning how former president George Bush did not "care about black people"

by dany only August 29, 2010

Dumbfuckulous

Adj. - Idiotic in a way that often causes frustration in others.

Why does my boss have to be completely dumbfuckulous all the time?

by Todric A. Rickertado February 27, 2009

dumbfucked

the rusult of being burned so bad your still studdering in amazment at the other persons comment

Q: dude did you hear what tom called jeff?

A: yea after that he was totally dumbfucked.

by sumoman25 March 11, 2009