Duche canoe

A person who thinks only of self. Inconsiderate to the nth degree. Will react with tears, signs of hurt should one criticize the behavior. True narsocist

You are such a duche canoe! I told you I didn’t like liver!

by MesaMil February 04, 2022

Duche Dragon

A person who blows excessively large vape clouds in public

So I was walking around the corner and this duche dragon, hit me with a cotton candy cloud of bullshit.

by Hesalittleloupee May 31, 2023

duche dick

The cross of being a douche and a complete dick.

Kt was such a duche dick last night after mark left work.

by Mr69allthetimeschsv6stang April 21, 2017

Duche bag

ass hole

Matt has been a real duche bag since he moved.

by May 21, 2021

Recovering Duche Bag

A person who was a duche bag earlier in his life and tries to prevent others from becoming one or having relations with others who might be a duche bag by means of advice and/or guidance

Ex#1) (Younger Male Friend) Dude this expensive Lacrosse shirt will look insane on me.

(Recovering Duche Bag) Come on man, you do not need a $150 shirt to get girls you'll look like a duch bag. I should know im a recovering duche bag.

(Ex#2)(Recovering Duche Bag) You should not go out this frat boy.

(Girl) Why not?

(Recovering Duche Bag) He's duche bag and only wants in your delicates. I should know i'm a recovering duche bag.

by krusty123 May 31, 2010