Confident as a motha fucka
by drippingingold August 30, 2014
Get the Dripping in gold mug.A LIE we tell ourselves after drinking too much and suffering through a hangover in the futile hope that one will never again suffer the hangover. It is also an indication that events proceeding the hangover consisted of many things awesome that came from what sober people would consider a bad idea. In all cases this statement is a lie, as the person will undoubtedly drink again.
Guy 1: I'm never drinking again
Guy 2: Shut up, you'll feel better after you eat breakfast.
Guy 1: Okay, what's for breakfast?
Guy 2: Eggo waffles and beer, we ran out of syrup so here's some more beer.
Guy 1: ...fuck
Guy 2: Shut up, you'll feel better after you eat breakfast.
Guy 1: Okay, what's for breakfast?
Guy 2: Eggo waffles and beer, we ran out of syrup so here's some more beer.
Guy 1: ...fuck
by Bitch Puddin' June 12, 2012
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A drinking game that can be played almost any time of day.
This is the "minority" version.
While watching an opinion program such as "Glenn Beck" or "Huckabee" watch for shots of the audience. If you see a Mexican you do 5 shots. An African American: 4, and Indian 3,an Asian 2, and 1 for anybody in between (non-white). You will most likely be able to drive home afterward.
This is the "constitution" version.
While watching "Glenn Beck" listen for any vague references to the constitution. Also listen for random buzz words such as "liberty" or "founding fathers". Take shots accordingly.
This is the "propaganda" version.
While watching any Fox News at any time, watch for Nazi or Soviet propaganda take shots accordingly.
This is the "minority" version.
While watching an opinion program such as "Glenn Beck" or "Huckabee" watch for shots of the audience. If you see a Mexican you do 5 shots. An African American: 4, and Indian 3,an Asian 2, and 1 for anybody in between (non-white). You will most likely be able to drive home afterward.
This is the "constitution" version.
While watching "Glenn Beck" listen for any vague references to the constitution. Also listen for random buzz words such as "liberty" or "founding fathers". Take shots accordingly.
This is the "propaganda" version.
While watching any Fox News at any time, watch for Nazi or Soviet propaganda take shots accordingly.
by ADMIRAL Obvious June 14, 2010
Get the Fox News Drinking Game mug.Arousing a woman into a state that has her expelling fluids at the same rate as cooking a pack of liconshire sausasges on a George Foreman grill.
"I got her so horny, she was dripping like a George Foreman."
"That pussy's so good I put my name on it"
"That pussy's so good I put my name on it"
by Macdizzle1221 June 5, 2012
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Get the drunk drinking mug.Typically it means going out for a round of drinks of 1-3 beers, not quite reaching a state where one would be buzzed or tipsy.
Generally though, going out for a round of light drinking turns out to be a session of heavy drinking where all plans of staying sober are forgotten.
Generally though, going out for a round of light drinking turns out to be a session of heavy drinking where all plans of staying sober are forgotten.
"Let's go out for some light drinking", "ya right, every time we go out for light drinking, we end up getting plastered"
by iceb February 27, 2009
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