The face you make just before orgasm whilst masturbating; specifically getting caught during said act
That hot german chick was supposed to share the bunk above me until she caught me doing the downstairs pukana. Now she's giving me the evils
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My girlfriend gave me the old downstairs handshake while I was driving to pick up her kid from daycare.
by 1ofthewizards July 3, 2021
Get the Downstairs Handshake mug.Alright, everyone get your notebooks out because this is our term today because this means that shit gonna go down, "Son, come downstairs" can go out different ways depending on the race of your parent (usually its your mom) if your white your gonna have that shit like its peaceful mode on Minecraft because they would probably yell at you or something. ANY OTHER RACE OTHER THAN WHITES, NIGGA YOU BETTER START RUNNING FOR THE HILLS LIKE A RUNAWAY SLAVE BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS ABOUT TO DO A MORTAL KOMBAT MOVESET ON YOUR ASS ABOUT TO SEND YOU TO JESUS
IF MOM WAS WHITE
Mom: Son, can you come downstairs?
Timmy: Mom, what the hell do you want
Mom: Timmy, can you tell me why you just killed your teacher? Its a very naughty thing to do
Timmy: What kind of retarded question is that mom? I was doing that shit because I was in a depressed state because of my goddamn teacher assigning me to much fucking homework, you filthy bitch. This conversation makes me uncomfortable and you are bringing my anxiety levels up, mommy
Mom: Ok, son, just wanted to make sure, if the cops come here, remember daddy has his guns downstairs!
Timmy: Ok bitch
IF YOUR MOM WAS ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHITE
Mom: Jamal Martin, get your ass down here before I drag it for you!
Jamal: Yes mom?
Mom: Why the fuck did I get a email from your teacher that you were misbehaving?
Jamal: Oh, its because of-
NEXT DAY
Timmy: Oh look, someone is on a milk cartoon!
Mom: Son, can you come downstairs?
Timmy: Mom, what the hell do you want
Mom: Timmy, can you tell me why you just killed your teacher? Its a very naughty thing to do
Timmy: What kind of retarded question is that mom? I was doing that shit because I was in a depressed state because of my goddamn teacher assigning me to much fucking homework, you filthy bitch. This conversation makes me uncomfortable and you are bringing my anxiety levels up, mommy
Mom: Ok, son, just wanted to make sure, if the cops come here, remember daddy has his guns downstairs!
Timmy: Ok bitch
IF YOUR MOM WAS ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHITE
Mom: Jamal Martin, get your ass down here before I drag it for you!
Jamal: Yes mom?
Mom: Why the fuck did I get a email from your teacher that you were misbehaving?
Jamal: Oh, its because of-
NEXT DAY
Timmy: Oh look, someone is on a milk cartoon!
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Lindo: "I was too busy watching porn and shaking hands with downstairs."
Lindo: "I was too busy watching porn and shaking hands with downstairs."
by Mandy O. January 7, 2009
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children downstairs get disturbed by the banging of the downstairs door.
children downstairs get disturbed by the banging of the downstairs door.
by Kimmy mc Timmy June 21, 2009
Get the Downstairsdoorsyndrome mug.referring to the occupation of a penis on a male.
can also be used to state the appearance of an erection.
finally, this can be used to refer to the obvious change of a public area on a woman.
can also be used to state the appearance of an erection.
finally, this can be used to refer to the obvious change of a public area on a woman.
girl, did you check out that banana downstairs?? damn!!
all of a sudden a banana popped up downstairs!
did you check that bitch out?
yeah, i guess she got a penile implant.
damn, she got a banana downstairs!
all of a sudden a banana popped up downstairs!
did you check that bitch out?
yeah, i guess she got a penile implant.
damn, she got a banana downstairs!
by pass a dena June 11, 2006
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