douchebagardly

To act in a manner that reasonable minds would find indicative of diminished mental capacity .

I told my friend to stop drinkin, but he didn't, and when the ladies showed up he was acting real douchebagardly.

by ROIROY November 3, 2009

Douchetard

Noun. 1. A person who is both a douchebag and a retard.

2. One who is simply so stupid to be able to operate a disposable douch.
3. An incredibly irritating fuckwit.

'That douchetard really pisses me off!'

'You're know you're a real douchetard, don't you?'

'Did you see that douchetard at the bar last night? I wouldn't have pissed on someone that annoying if their hair was on fire!'

by AtheistPostRapturePetKeeper September 10, 2009

Douchebagdad

the origin from which douchebags came from.

this kid is the biggest douchebag i have ever met, he should go back to Douchebagdad!!

by SJ23 January 19, 2011

Doucheberg

lameness of Titanic proportions

The way he dresses is really just the tip of the doucheberg.

by Civixen March 9, 2008

douchetardassface

someone who is a total dumbass, and who has made a fool of themself. a slagging that is to totally offend the person who has done wrong..

*guy walks into a pole*
(other guy says) haha that guy is such a douchetardassface!!

by jus4phun993 May 13, 2009

douchetard

One who is stupid or blinded by their arrogance; One that knows nothing.

"Aaron thinks he's better than me at drumset! What a DOUCHETARD!!

by Post-Toastee September 2, 2003

douchetard

a simple amallgamation of douche and a tard. usualy one asscociated with the US supreme court, or the US government and its officials

oh wow... george bush is SUCh a douchetard...

by Zerstörung February 21, 2008