double-fisted fighter pilot

variation of oral sex with "handlebars" where the woman is grabbed by a single ponytail with both hands and her face fucked, sometimes moving her throughout the room

experienced professionals have been known to shout battlecries, break furniture and the occasional neck, open parachutes upon ejaculation, and be referred to as "der Baron!"

Child 1: "Ha! Your mom wears a wig cuz she has leukemia."
Child 2: "Your mom wears a wig cuz I gave her the double-fisted fighter pilot."
Child 3: "Ha,ha! He rode your mom with no handlebars."

by Pretarded Retro-schizophrenic February 5, 2010

Double Fisted Chulupa Grab

The act of grabbing your manhood with both hands, while thinking of your actractive co-workers (male or female).

Randy preformed the Double fisted chul;upa grab while looking down at Carla's tits over the command center.

by AP1318 September 14, 2003

Double fist dick punch

Using both fists to simultaneously punch someone or your self in the dick.

I told my friend I would double fist dick punch him if he ate my leftovers

by Somc33 December 15, 2022

Double Fisted Penis Pull

The act of masturbating with two hands on the shaft.

John could have been in the Olympics he was a pro at the Double Fisted Penis Pull.

by ToddWinkelmier February 1, 2010

Double fist me the Jesus

Coffee. And lots of it. Originally used because someone was having two iced coffees

Im having a stressful day. Double fist me the Jesus!

by PKlady March 25, 2023

double fist punch

The signature move of Captain James Tiberius Kirk.

I will double fist punch you, you slave-making bitch!

by Big D666 December 29, 2016

Double Fisting

When you hold an alcoholic beverage in both hands.

Valerie was totally wasted last night. She was double fisting the second she entered the pub.

by SPLASHPUTIN November 20, 2022