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Top Darts

A phrase meaning that something or someone is really great. Taken from the popular UK Sunday tea-time Darts based quiz show from the 80's, Bullseye.
That curry was Top Darts.
That bird I had sex with last night was Top Darts.
by Scott Ramsay April 8, 2006
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Dootsbomb

A dootsbomb requires great mastery of shit intercourse. To prep, you must give the girl a very rigorous anal enema (gasoline is preferred). Wrap her legs together with ace bandages like a maxi pad on a blue whale. Then you must position your ass on the girls, touching anuses. You must slowly but steadily shit with great accuracy, inserting your turd like a moist skinflute (ensure you haven't eaten taco bell in the last week ;) ) Add a pinch of salt and and some mustard or ketchup for taste. Lick the excess leakage and condements off. Repeat process for vagina. Then place her vagina and anus over your mouth and let 'er rip. Swish the dootsbomb inbetween your large tooth gap for the full effect. (You need to ensure that you swallow all of the dootsbomb) Wait 1 day and deposit the final product onto your neighborhood mexicans doorstep and proceed to engulf it in flames.
That guy Andy I met at Jill's house just gave me the most romantic dootsbomb last night. I can't wait till the next time! His chode was a whole inch long!
by HoffdaddyP103 November 15, 2014
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ceiling darts

A game for kids in school or any place that has enough pens/pencils and ceiling tile that can absorb strong throws from the said pens/pencils. There isn't necessarilly a target other than the ceiling, so it's based on the number of throws you can get to stick in the tiles. However, a certain tile or series of tiles can be selected to qualify or not qualify.
Steve: fucking hell I got detention today.

Josh: me too, so we can play ceiling darts! I got art class next so I can steal enough pencils to get a badass game going.

Steve: you must not have the Internet on your phone.

Josh: I actually don't have a phone.
by Shareeb4Prez May 2, 2014
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shotgun dizzy darts

Even more dangerous than its predecessor, dizzy darts, shotgun dizzy darts involves spinning until dizzy then throwing multiple darts toward a dart board.
(Cops find a dead corpse strung out in front of a dart board)
Cop: We're you playing shotgun dizzy darts?
by BoxcarLeo February 10, 2008
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Dahoo Doris

The most bad-ass thing you can ever say, ever.

Originates from the movie "How the Grinch Stole Christmas", where the Whos sing this glorious anthem throughout the land in praise of Christmas.
ex. 1: Dahoo Doris, Dahoo Doris, Dahoo Dahoo Dahoo Doris!

ex 2: Oh, Dahoo Doris yo! That bitch is sexy!
by MeowMeowKittyKat February 1, 2010
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dormstreela

When the movie was clearly racist Hollywood attempted to claim it was dormstreela.
by Niagarafails August 14, 2016
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Farts and Darts

Military field grade officers have decorations on the brims of their dress hats. All other services routinely have oak leaves in gold or silver. The U.S. Air Force has clouds and lightning bolts on the brims of their hats. They are referred to as "farts (clouds) and darts (lightning bolts)".
by Former Air Force Puke April 17, 2011
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