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Derper

A person who is a dumbass, schmuck etc.
That guy is such a derper, why is he listening to the backstreet boys?
by PJisJesus January 6, 2008
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Derping

To be scared and coughing at the same time
Wow, I was derping so hard when I watched that horror movie last night
by PixelatedKiwi December 3, 2020
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Derpette

A word that is used in place of a female name in memes such as the Rage Comics.

Male names are often "Herp" or "Derp".

Other common name in Rage Comics: Derpina
Herp: "Hi, Derpette! How are you?"
by herpette June 7, 2011
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derpiness

'derpiness' - noun.

The act of being stupid / silly but generally in an inoffensive way.
Sorry for my derpiness. I wasn't thinking properly!

His derpiness is off the chain today.

Your derpiness is making me laugh.
by squigglers January 12, 2016
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derpcaps

1. When capital letters are used in sentences randomly, accidentally, or in places that are unnecessary, in a way which is annoying.

2. When someone is typing with the caps lock on without noticing, demonstrating extreme noobishness.
Guy: hEY EVERYONE. jUST GOT THROWN OUT OF mED CUZ i KILLED A CHIHUAHUA.

Grammer Nazi: Dude, derpcaps!
by theguywiththesunglasses November 24, 2010
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Derpbate

To persist with an argument (typically on the internet) to the point beyond diminishing returns with the persistence of idiocy. A derpbate often involves two parties (often on the internet) in mild-to-extreme disagreement repeating each others points with slight modification in response to one another. A portmanteau of "Derp" and "Debate."
Sunday, sunday, SUNDAY, watch the socially inept Randroid debate the campus Communist in the CAGE on a politics forum! You do not want to miss one excruciating line of this ten hour derpbate!
by HeySeuss November 13, 2011
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derp gland

(noun) a fictitious gland responsible for the filtration of derp-worthy stimuli in the human brain.

in a healthy and intelligent individual, it acts as a sensor, indicating when something outrageously stupid has been processed. it tends to result in facepalming, headaches, or sympathetic lulz in defense of knowing that the demise of mankind is imminent.

in an unhealthy or stupid individual, it provides a positive-feedback mechanism, resulting in the individual gaining reward for filling their brain with even more useless bullshit. stimulation of the gland in this type of individual brings about erratic, borderline retarded behavior, and in fact causes them to emanate even more derp to the surrounding environment. this can lead to a derp cascade, which enthralls masses of stupid individuals to do stupid things.
(intelligent) I swear, if I hear another stupid thing come out of her mouth, my derp gland is going to explode!

(stupid) DDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP! NUOH MAH GAWD KIM KARDASHIAN DDDEEEEERRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
by maelstr0m_X1 July 19, 2012
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